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| 14 Mar 2013 05:43 PM |
siggy says it all
it all
siggy says it all: i am Indeclinable, i am correct about everything. |
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Calao
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| 14 Mar 2013 05:44 PM |
um what
and you shouldnt joke about that |
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| 14 Mar 2013 05:44 PM |
Hmm...are you a cat?
~The Money Maker~ |
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xChillyx
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| 14 Mar 2013 05:44 PM |
Somebody I know recently committed suicide.
You don't joke about that... |
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| 14 Mar 2013 05:47 PM |
I was on a plane to Switzerland with my wife.
Halfway through the flight, a man jumped out of his seat and pulled out a gun.
"This is a hijack!" he screamed. "If anyone makes a move, I'll kill 'em!"
My wife held my hand for comfort. I looked into her eyes, smiled, and then pushed her into the aisle.
The hijacker shot her in the head, before being wrestled to the ground by a couple of passengers.
Everyone on the plane looked at me in disbelief at what I had just done.
I said, "Before you ask, we were on our way to the Dignitas clinic for an assisted suicide, so I did us all a favour."
After a few moments silence, an air hostess said, "Well... I suppose her suffering is over now. Was she in a lot of pain?"
"No, she was fine," I replied. "I'm the one who's dying. I just wanted one last laugh before I go." |
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