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| 12 Mar 2013 09:33 AM |
Yes, i know this isn't FG. But post some.
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:33 AM |
My homework fell in the sewer.
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Invictium
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:33 AM |
| My pet fish ate my homework |
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:34 AM |
I got hungry and ate my homework
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Trioxide
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Invictium
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:35 AM |
| My pet Trioxide ate my homework |
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DDude642
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:35 AM |
| I was called back to my home planet of Kwarkblog to help stop the dispute between the Quklekzian and the Rouglokins. |
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Invictium
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:36 AM |
| My pet homework ate my homework |
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:37 AM |
You didn't give us homework remember?
Teacher:Oh, i didn't? Me:Yes
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:38 AM |
I'm allergic to homework.
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lastmoon
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:41 AM |
| I drank bleach and drano, and vomited acid onto it. |
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Invictium
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:42 AM |
| The russians raided my house and took all my paper |
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:42 AM |
| i had no toilet paper so i used my homework as a wipe |
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Invictium
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:45 AM |
| My bro farted on my homework, thus making it un-usable |
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:46 AM |
I made a paper airplane out of it and it got hijacked.
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:49 AM |
I have a solar powered calculator, but it was cloudy.
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pajkee
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:51 AM |
| A bear jumped out a bush, tackled me to the ground and drew with crayons all over my homework. |
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Celestus
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Celestus
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:53 AM |
But in honesty, most legit ones are:
Emailed, but the email didn't get through properly.
Deliberately corrupt your file so you say it was the system's fault.
Printer has ran out of ink, can I give it to you tomorrow? |
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carsont1
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:53 AM |
My gecko shat on it.
~Gimmie dat sammich!~ |
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:53 AM |
| I was cold so I set it on fire. Was warm after that. |
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carsont1
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:55 AM |
I went camping and there was no firewood so I burned it
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