Invictium
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:38 AM |
"My pet homework ate my homework"
works every time |
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:40 AM |
Best excuse for being late
"my cat ate poison and puked all over my business so i had to clean" |
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Invictium
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d512634
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:42 AM |
Be late to school.
Say was attacked by robbers on the way.
They took my homework.
--Don't talk out loud, you're lowering the IQ of the whole street. |
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Invictium
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:43 AM |
| Russians raided my home and burned my homework |
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:43 AM |
| what do you mean by "my pet homework" btw |
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zars15
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| 12 Mar 2013 09:48 AM |
| O but today I was robbing one house with russian combrads! |
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