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| 10 Mar 2013 07:30 PM |
i was thinking about writing a few traits about you but then i thought "nah, she'd appreciate a whole essay so much more!"
Ever since I met PokemonEevee, I've known that I knew a special person. On our very first encounter, she asked, "Will you marry me? I instantly accepted, knowing that I was now committed to a wonder, wonderful woman. As I got to know her, I learned more and more things about this woman that I ever could have dreamed. She turned out to be a good-natured, kind-hearted soul, and almost certainly the most beautiful female upon this earth; her humor spawning laughter even in the toughest of times.
There has never been a day in question when I was not treated with kindness and warmth by the extraordinary Pokemon. I would be astonished if she has ever said anything demeaning in her long stay in this life. Even when she is stressed or annoyed, you will always catch her saying, "xd." It brings immense joy to my face to see the emoticon spring from her soft, soft lips.
Her beauty is comparable to no one I have ever had the fortune to encounter. Her long, flowing light brown hair drifts down to the center of her back, and I can never help but sniff in the sweet scent of cinnamon. A man has never experienced true joy until he has caressed the woman's curvy waist. It is a freak of nature, but a freak of nature that I could never live without. Her eyes ring of sunlight, and never fail to conjure a smile upon my worn face.
I have often considered myself to be a funny person, but that was before I met PokemonEevee. It does not matter what mood I happen to be in, PokemonEevee's humor will always be ranked as number one in my book. Her jokes are always original, and the way her tongue forms them are awe-inspiring. She can bring happiness out of anyone, and I consider myself truly blessed to be fortunate enough to be close enough to her to witness her humor this frequently.
Needless to say, I have never met a woman, or anyone for that matter, quite like PokemonEevee. She is nothing less than a goddess, and a goddess that is heavily worshiped. She has temples and priests worldwide, and I can tell that they are all incredibly jealous that I am her companion in their stead. PokemonEevee is nothing less than life itself.
DISCLAIMER: NO APPLES WERE HURT IN THE WRITING OF THIS ESSAY.
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:30 PM |
You're awesome.
#~UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!! Lemongrab!~ |
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:31 PM |
| you are caught by my master ball you s crub |
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borgward
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:34 PM |
"o you"
my eevee deserves nothing less < infinity
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:35 PM |
i lied though i did hurt an apple during the writing of that essay
it tasted real good
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:36 PM |
| here lies Apple, juicy and delicious- Apple will forever be remembered |
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:37 PM |
wait what apple
i dont remember
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:38 PM |
i loved that apple omg
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:42 PM |
well i apologized to the apple didnt i!!1!11!1
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:45 PM |
| ur apology wont bring him back :~( |
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:47 PM |
well at least he tasted good
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:48 PM |
only green apples r good
and ya im racist against other apple colours
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:50 PM |
i actually agree
granny smith apples > (every other apple = stupid)
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:53 PM |
| hey theres a pony on mlp:fim called granny smith |
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| 10 Mar 2013 07:55 PM |
NO WAY BABE
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