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| 08 Mar 2013 08:51 PM |
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
3. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up.
4. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!”
5. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.
6. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out.
7. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
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tmann9900
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| 08 Mar 2013 08:52 PM |
| I do half of these things. |
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| 08 Mar 2013 08:52 PM |
i do all of them i'm a known walmart shopper
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| 08 Mar 2013 08:53 PM |
"4. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!”
5. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns."
omfg i am seriously going to do those
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jedi8527
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| 08 Mar 2013 08:53 PM |
| 8.Go to the Pop/soda/cola section and shake all of them up. |
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| 08 Mar 2013 08:55 PM |
If there's an Indian cashier, stand by his lane and yell out "THANK YOU COME AGAIN SIR" whenever someone is leaving.
That got me kicked out. Manager was Indian, lol. |
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| 08 Mar 2013 08:56 PM |
>Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
I actually saw that once.
ˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ; ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᶤˢ ᵠᵘᶤᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˑ |
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| 08 Mar 2013 08:58 PM |
8. Set up a tent in the camping department
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| 08 Mar 2013 09:04 PM |
| 9: Put on a tank suit, and uh, go on a rampage. |
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| 08 Mar 2013 09:06 PM |
7. is my favorite.
I LUV YOU SO MUCH BBY |
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| 08 Mar 2013 09:07 PM |
| 8.tape a walkie talkie on a barbie doll and andwhen somebody comes to pick it up scream in the walkie talkie |
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| 08 Mar 2013 09:07 PM |
| Grab a stick and break the TVs and kit the cashiers/security until you get arrested. |
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| 08 Mar 2013 09:08 PM |
lol @XxanchovyxX
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| 08 Mar 2013 09:08 PM |
I'm doing #1. Except not in intervals. I'm gonna set them to all go off at the same time with maybe a minute or two in between because of management. I do #6 in a lot of stores and nobody cares.
#~UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!! Lemongrab!~ |
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| 08 Mar 2013 09:08 PM |
LOL also put all the dora dolls on the floor and when people try to pick them up say swiper no swiping throw skittles in peoples face and say taste the rainbow
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| 08 Mar 2013 09:10 PM |
In Walmart yesterday, I put my hand on the weight scale that you use to measure the weight for fruit and such. I pushed down on it a lot and some employee went "Please don't do that".
#~UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!! Lemongrab!~ |
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| 08 Mar 2013 09:11 PM |
| #10: Scream profanity on the microphone |
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| 08 Mar 2013 09:12 PM |
9. Get on the loud speaker and say "COMPANY IS SHUTTING DOWN IN 10 MINUTES EVERYTHING IS 99% OFF!"
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| 08 Mar 2013 09:12 PM |
I pushed my hand down on the scale to think if I can make the needle go to the max.
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