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| 08 Mar 2013 01:37 PM |
>walk down street being greeted by old women saying "AWRRIGHT LOVEY COR' BLIMEY YOU'RE GETTING TALL AINT YA" >reach bus stop and be approached by several 12 year olds >12 year olds make remarks such as "UWOTM8" >i call them cheeky and they run off shouting "I'LL GET U DUN 4 ASSAULT MATE" >bus arrives and breaks down at bus stop for 10 minutes >pay fare and bus driver gives incorrect ticket and mumbles something unintelligable >sit on bus seat >approached by old person asking me to give them my seat >give them my seat >old person complains that i am rude youth with no manners >reach city centre >get off bus and be immediately stabbed 49 times >get back on bus >have to pay again because incorrect ticket, again bus driver mumbles something >reach my street >find large student protest is moving through my street >wait 20 mins for protest to pass through >reach house >note all copper wiring and lead pipes from this morning are gone >note all valuables are gone >note all windows are smashed
join mt
▶//:[Minor Threat Luminary Alexthebloxer3:] "I like my steak ICBM'd." |
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| 08 Mar 2013 01:40 PM |
M8 M8 M8 U WOT M8
▶//:[Minor Threat Luminary Alexthebloxer3:] "I like my steak ICBM'd." |
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| 08 Mar 2013 01:40 PM |
Move to Birmingham, you get shot at the end of the story. ~King of the meatshields~ |
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| 08 Mar 2013 01:41 PM |
I go to Centre parcs every year during the summer. We should canoe some time.
~Roses are red, violets are blue, you cannot comprehend that I'm trolling you~ |
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| 08 Mar 2013 01:42 PM |
BRO WHEN R U COMING TO LINCOLN WE MEET UP AND FITE |
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| 08 Mar 2013 01:43 PM |
INIT BRUV
but in srs me and my friends might be going to lincoln next saturday yo
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Bomatic
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| 08 Mar 2013 01:43 PM |
OMG U CAN'T BRING UR FRIENDS UNFAIR AUTOWIN |
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| 08 Mar 2013 01:52 PM |
southampton is better
<-Jameh-> FROGUIN (Looking for clans) |
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| 08 Mar 2013 02:20 PM |
uwotm8
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| 08 Mar 2013 02:28 PM |
you forgot the part where you went to a corner shop run entirely by polish people/indian people
and then joined a riot on the next street and burnt down a row of terraced houses |
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| 08 Mar 2013 02:30 PM |
ew nottingham
one of the scummy parts of the uk
thats just nasty |
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