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| 06 Mar 2013 10:16 PM |
| "I stood there, scared for my life. My right pinkie was bent slightly, the ring finger next to it as well. My middle finger was curled into my palm, along with my index finger. My thumb was grasping over the index and middle finger as well. My arm was slightly less acute than usual, and my shoulder was about 2 centimeters higher than they should be..." |
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bchunter2
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:16 PM |
| "...and I had a most peculiar stiffy." |
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:17 PM |
"My g_nitals were raging"
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:20 PM |
| I thought it was going to be based on ponies when I saw the first few words.. |
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MangoDash
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:22 PM |
>overly descriptive
you mean my internal monologue? |
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:23 PM |
| "my zipper was slowly lowering down, exposing my underwear" |
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:23 PM |
mango is that you
or just
like
a crappy try-hard oter's fake alt
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:23 PM |
That would make the book boring just making a whole paragraph describing how your arm and hand is doing.
#~UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!! Lemongrab!~ |
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MangoDash
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:24 PM |
| "I drag my slightly greasy fingers over my trackpad to move the cursor six point seven five inches on the screen to press the lightly outlined, grey button that was labeled "post"." |
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MangoDash
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:25 PM |
| if you know jack well, you could tell. |
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:27 PM |
>> "I drag my slightly greasy fingers over my trackpad to move the cursor six point seven five inches on the screen to press the lightly outlined, grey button that was labeled "post"."
I love this |
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MangoDash
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:27 PM |
i could have been more descriptive.
hindsight is 20/20. |
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:29 PM |
| "And there was this little itty bitty tiny speck of brownish grey dirt under my left hands thumb nail slightly off from the center of the nail." |
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:30 PM |
| As I reach for the hole, I slowly press my fingers inside to search. It's slimy, but I love the feeling of being scrubbed. Finally, I find my prize, and slowly pull the quarter out of the sink. |
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PyroEX
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:42 PM |
| makes for a boring read yo |
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| 06 Mar 2013 10:45 PM |
pyro is this like your first post in a year
i haven't seen you or any of the other EX's (other than EXcellent) for a while
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