Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:00 PM |
you wake up in the morning
your government-rented residential dwelling is under attack by dog-cockroach hybrids
the damn biohazard patrol must have missed them
wat do
a) barricade yourself in your room b) cry and hide in the closet c) jump out the window |
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:05 PM |
you push a bunch of furniture in front of the windows and doors of your room
there is heavy gunfire outside
perhaps the dogcockroaches have began to overrun president chairmanson's forces
a) obtain knee-rest computer b) cry c) eat something |
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Hansky
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:08 PM |
you begin to sob violently
there is banging at your barricades
a) happily allow whoever is out there inside b) cry even more c) unbarricade window and jump out pansily |
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:18 PM |
the banging gets louder
do something you imbecile |
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:22 PM |
thankfully it is a member of president charimanson's biohazard squad
"sar, please evacuate your governmented-rented residential dwelling while we sweep for dogcockroaches."
the biohazard member is armed with a dastardly serive-issue gunrifle, which has the potential to be lethal if he decides to situate a bullet in your skull
a) punch his face b) evacuate, grab computer c) evacuate, grab rations d) evacuate, grab switchblade |
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:23 PM |
*service-issue
drat damn it |
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:26 PM |
you punch his face.
the biohazard soldier's skull caves in immediately, and he dies
he drops the service-issue gunrifle on the ground
a death-recording message of sorts from his radio sounds "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE BESTED ONE OF PRESIDENT CHAIRMANSON'S SOLDIERS, TECHNICALLY, YOU ARE ENTITLED TO HIS OR HER EQUIPMENT. ENJOY"
a) grab his gunrifle, gunpistol, and gunammo. b) defecate on his corpse, then do a c) apologize |
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Hyphalax
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:29 PM |
you defecate on his body, giving his combat armour an excellent coating for muddy swamp operations. sadly, he won't be using it
you grab his weapons
a) go jump out your window b) go downstairs c) crawl through the ceiling tiles |
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Hyphalax
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:33 PM |
you crawl through the ceiling tiles above you moments before more police break into your house
a) go to the upper window and look out b) drop down and shoot chairmanson's goons from behind |
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Hyphalax
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:33 PM |
b.
then steal their body armor and gunammo |
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:36 PM |
you drop down and shoot up all of the police that entered
they're not biohazard members; simply watch cops and enforcers. they only carry gunpistol ammo
you crab a bullet-protector torso piece and put said apparel on.
a) escape through room window b) escape through upper window c) go downstairs |
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:40 PM |
you crawl back up through the ceiling tiles and jump out the upper window
you land on top of a wandering dogcockroach, killing it.
a) search for any of chairmanson's forces that could have seen you. if not maybe, you can stay here?
b) hop your neighbour's fence and try to escape town
c) go to your learning department [sckol] |
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:43 PM |
how will you get there?
a) steal a car b) steal a bike c) steal a government-issued assault truck d) walk and get some damn exercise |
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Quilboar
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| 04 Mar 2013 11:46 PM |
you go find a car in your neighbour's yard
of course he's in the car
a) shoot him with your gunrifle b) shoot him with your gunpistol c) throw him out of it physically d) ask him politiely to step out e) ask him for a ride f) shrug and look for another mode of transportation |
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