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| 04 Mar 2013 06:42 PM |
Yo mama's so stupid that when she broke her VCR, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.
Yo mama is so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo mama is so stupid that I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama is so stupid that she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent.
Yo mama is so stupid that she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.
Yo mama is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or Grape?"
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-Ray. Yo mama is so stupid that when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "OK".
Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
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| 04 Mar 2013 06:43 PM |
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID. THAT SHE HAD AN APPOINTMENT WITH DR.PEPPER! |
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Zentien
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| 04 Mar 2013 06:48 PM |
Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she starts eating.
You guys aren't civil...
Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks". |
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