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| 28 Feb 2013 08:13 PM |
Your mama so ugly she got arrested for mooning
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:14 PM |
Your mama so stupid she though sea weed was something she thought fish smoke
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kawi297
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:14 PM |
woo page 4
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE TELL EVERYONE SHES "ILLEGITIMATE" BECAUSE SHE CANT READ |
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:15 PM |
Your mama so ugly when she went to bob the builder he said sorry I cant fix this
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:16 PM |
| Yo mama so old she farts dust. |
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:17 PM |
you mama so fat when she turns around its her birth day
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:18 PM |
Yo mama so fat a world record booking marking her as fattest woman alive took a picture of her in 2001 and its still printing
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:18 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed. |
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:19 PM |
Your mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car
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kawi297
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:20 PM |
keep posting dem yo mama jokes
yo mama so fat when someone said it was chilly outside she ran out the door with a spoon |
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:20 PM |
Yo mama so ugly neither Jacob or Edward want her on their team
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:21 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. |
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:21 PM |
Yo mama so stupid she thought a blue tooth was the new silver tooth
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kawi297
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:22 PM |
| yo mama so stupid she thought tupac shakur was a jewish holiday |
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:22 PM |
| Yo mama so fat, whenever she puts on her blue coat, everybody yells "HOLY HELL A TSUNAMI!!!" |
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:22 PM |
Yo mama so stupid she went to visit Dr.pepper
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:25 PM |
Your mamas so stupid she attempted to climb MTN DEW and RAN OUT OF OXEGEN
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:30 PM |
You mama so fat her splash attack does damage in pokemon
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:34 PM |
| Yo Momma Blind That When She Saw A Yellow Bus With White Children In It, She Yelled "Stop That Moving Twinkie!" |
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:36 PM |
| Yᴏ' ᴍᴀᴍᴍᴀ sᴏ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ, sʜᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ᴀ sᴜʀᴠᴇʏ. |
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:36 PM |
yo mama so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out the W's she also tried to put them in alphabetical order
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:38 PM |
| yo mama so fat she gets up off of both sides of the bed in the mornings |
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:39 PM |
yo mama so stupid she thought Austin powers was about a electric company.
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:39 PM |
| Yᴏ' ᴍᴀᴍᴍᴀ sᴏ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ᴡʜᴇɴ sʜᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ VCR, sʜᴇ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴀ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴛᴀᴘᴇ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ғɪx ʏᴏᴜʀ VCR. |
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| 28 Feb 2013 08:39 PM |
yo mama so stupid she at at a stop sign until it said GO
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