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| 06 Jun 2011 06:32 PM |
-PROLOUGE-
From the journal of the Commander-in-Chief... "The Bosses have been raining havoc on the Forum Games section for as long as I can remember... we've had to pull everything in our minds just to keep them from destroying them... but it's no use. They run off our own imaginations. Our only choice if we want to win is to hold off and drain the last of their will..."
From a letter found in a battlefield... "The Bosses have laid siege on the Keep. We estimate their numbers at two thousand or more. You are to withdraw your troops from the area and assist the Keep Defenders immediately."
From a dialogue between two Keep Defenders... "--I don't believe it... two thousand? We'll be crushed for sure! --Hey, don't worry. We've managed to pull through thousands of times. What makes this different? --Yeah, but it's two thousand. TWO FREAKING THOUSAND! --Hey, tell ya what. If we don't make it through the siege, at least you get bragging rights. --...I'm pretty sure I won't be around then to brag. --Exactly!"
-INSTRUCTIONS- You take the role of a Keep Defender in an effort to ward off the massive siege! I'm pretty sure you all know how Boss Battles work, so I shouldn't have to explain myself too much. In this version, you will attempt to take out Bosses before they tear down the Keep Wall. Should the Wall's HP reach 0, GAME OVER! You are allowed a great amount of freedom with your attacks. However, using tactics like OHKOs and spamming are frowned upon and will result in penalties. Note that the Bosses will only try to attack the Keep and not the Defenders. As you progress through the game, NPCs will attempt to assist you in holding off the Bosses. Your Keep will also gain chances to receive bonuses.
With that said, let's get to the battle!
-The 1st Day-
Scouts burst through the Keep doors, panting. Scouts: "Sir! The Bosses will be at our walls within a couple of hours!" General: "What!? Ready the Defenders, and prepare for battle! The Keep must be held!"
Battle horn sounds in background as you happen to be eating lunch. You: "Huh? Wha? Was that the battle horn?" Other Defenders rush past you in an attempt to reach the weapons shelter. A few run the other way, already armed with swords and guns. You: "Well, there goes my lunch break..." You head into the weapons shelter to grab what you need and rush toward the walls...
ENEMIES APPROACHING: Swordsmen | x8 Spearmen | x10 Battering Ram | HP 2500/2500
Wall | HP 10000/10000
BEGIN BATTLE! |
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| 06 Jun 2011 10:55 PM |
| Jaketheblake USES A FLAMETHROWER ON THE BATTERING RAM! |
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ren28
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| 06 Jun 2011 11:46 PM |
| I summon THE GREAT NOTHING...AWAKEN FROM YOUR 3 YEAR SLUMBER! |
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| 07 Jun 2011 09:08 AM |
-PLAYERS ATTACK!- @Jaketheblake The flamethrower set the battering ram on fire! Success! Battering Ram | HP 2048/2500 | Burning
@ren28 You manage to open a portal for the Great Nothing to come out of, but that's all your energy will allow you to do. The Great Nothing will have to awaken by itself. Great Nothing | Awake in 5 turns
@xXDOMINOXx The cookies really don't do anything but sit there on the ground. Oh well. At least they were delicious.
-BOSSES ATTACK!- 4 of the spearman start to push the battering toward the Wall. Now would be a good time to stop it.
The rest of the enemies start hacking at the wall with little effect. Wall | HP 9962/10000
-OTHER THINGS HAPPEN!- Part of the battering falls off due to fire. Battering Ram | HP 1927/2500 | Burning
-TURN 1 SUMMARY- Swordsmen x 8 Spearmen x 10 Battering Ram | HP 1927/2500 | Burning
Wall | HP 9962/10000 Great Nothing | Awake in 5 turns |
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| 07 Jun 2011 03:52 PM |
-PLAYERS ATTACK- Ki surges toward your hands as you brace ourself for the sheer amount of power needed to unleash the attack...
Metsu Hadoken | Fires in 1 turn
-BOSSES ATTACK- The battering ram crashes into the Wall with many tons of force. A small part of the wall crumbles and falls onto one of the Spearmen, giving him a concussion.
Wall | HP 8894/10000 Spearmen x9
While 4 new Spearmen begin to push the battering ram back for another strike, the rest claw at the Wall. Wall | HP 8835/10000
-OTHER THINGS HAPPEN- The battering ram is still burning. Battering Ram | HP 1807/2500 | Burning
-TURN 2 SUMMARY- Swordsmen x8 Spearmen x9 Battering Ram | HP 1807/2500 | Burning
Wall | HP 8835/10000 Great Nothing | Awake in 4 turns Metsu Hadoken | Fires in 1 turn |
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| 08 Jun 2011 10:37 AM |
A bump has been used.
Number of bumps remaining: 2 |
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shrimp12
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| 08 Jun 2011 10:52 AM |
| I fire a rocket launcher at the spearmen and battering ram |
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briar182
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| 29 Jul 2011 10:39 AM |
| Tosses A Subspace Grenade At Battering Ram :D |
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| 29 Jul 2011 10:41 AM |
| Runs At The Battering Ram And Starts Chopping At It With An AXE! :333 Lol |
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| 29 Jul 2011 11:13 AM |
Charges One Of My ULTIMATE Attacks!
DIVIDE. BY. 0! :D |
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ren28
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| 01 Oct 2011 10:50 AM |
Ahem. I SUMMON. TEH OMEGA BUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
LIVE THREAD! BBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP |
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| 17 Mar 2012 12:17 AM |
I SUMMON NIL! TO DO THAT...I MUST BUMP THIS THREAD! BUMP! |
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| 26 Feb 2013 08:58 PM |
Nilbump. Revive from dead powers. Takes a few seconds. Deals no damage to any enemies. Takes 0 turns. Is instantaneous. I win. |
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| 27 Feb 2013 07:53 PM |
| I use my necromancer powers to revive the thread. |
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iGap
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| 09 Jun 2013 08:20 PM |
| Siege of one thousand pages what no wat |
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| 09 Jun 2013 08:46 PM |
| I use a nuclear bomb on everything. |
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