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| 23 Feb 2013 02:05 PM |
You can't eat pig.
HOW DO YOU TAKE THIS ABUSE!?
HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY PIZZA!? AND BACON!?
You can't have round hair Pff, it was ugly anyway.
No wearing gold Huehue
No touching pigs :C
You aren't allowed to EVER shave your beard ;-;
If your wife defends you by grabbing a guys pinky dinky doo, you have to cut her hand off
Thats just saxist.
You have to kill anyone who doesn't believe in what you do
WOOWOWOWOWOWOW
If the priest tells you to do something, and you dont, you have to die xD
And you can't do anything wrong.
EVER.
This is from the Bible seriously. Glad I ain't no Christian. |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:06 PM |
| i am a christian and i do none of those |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:07 PM |
You are a "sinner"
What does that even mean. |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:08 PM |
I think these are from the old testimonials.
I don't know. |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:09 PM |
| I couldn't agree more, HOORAY FOR ATHEISM! |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:10 PM |
| you only have to obey the ten commandments if you're a christian |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:11 PM |
| i must be one bloody good christian then |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:13 PM |
@spoon
What are the ten commandments?
Are they stupid. |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:13 PM |
Leviticus was rules established for the early jews
If you weren't so ignorant you would know Jacob the prophet dreamed and realized such principles weren't important to God anymore, and we do not abide these rules to this day |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:14 PM |
um this is beyond inaccurate
the ones that actually are true apply to judaism
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:15 PM |
| Well, I wouldn't know since I'm an atheist, and the last time i've been to church was when I was 3. |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:17 PM |
"This is from the Bible seriously."
I don't think you interpreted it properly. 1/10 thread for effort |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:18 PM |
| GO TO CHURCH YOU GrAY NOOB!!! |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:19 PM |
"Well, I wouldn't know since I'm an atheist, and the last time i've been to church was when I was 3."
Then why would you bother posting this pitiful attempt at trolling Christians, when most of the things you posted apply to Judaism, not Christianity? |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:20 PM |
You're quoting things from the old testament, ie. the Torah, ie. Judaism.
And this is rather flamey. |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:22 PM |
I eat pig. I'm a Christian. |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:23 PM |
| Please shut the hell up about these threads already. |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:24 PM |
Stop Being a Troll NOOBS! I LOCKED THIS THREAD U GrAY!! |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:25 PM |
| No eating pigs? The bible doesn't say that we can't eat pork... |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:25 PM |
| OMG!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111 |
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| 23 Feb 2013 02:30 PM |
| Why cant atheists stay in the hole THEY came from, and Christians stay in the "ark" THEY came from? |
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