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| 18 Feb 2013 04:21 PM |
i just made my own religion about a golden elephant in the sky whos interested in worshipping
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I: You must not disrespect another comrade II: Each day you must dig into your skin with a fingernail and sacrifice body to the Lord Elephantos III: Infidels must be treated badly IV: Zackary Epright is a neutral, he shall be treated with respect as he is still within the circle V: Each night you shall pray to Elephantos to forgive all your sins, you must also pray that you can continue as a worshipper. VI: Prayers respond telepathically, your actions after praying inflict because of your prayer. VII: You must never become agnostic to the lord Elephantos VIII: Once you die, you pass into the cloud-lands to meet Elephantos. You may beg to have happiness, or live again. As Elephantos prayers believe in reincarnation. IX: Do not publicize the Elephantos religion X: Forever worship the lord and he shall worship you back. |
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| 18 Feb 2013 04:22 PM |
| probably not the religion anybody wants to join |
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| 18 Feb 2013 04:23 PM |
"probably not the religion anybody wants to join"
what are you talking about this sounds fun |
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| 18 Feb 2013 04:23 PM |
| I had a dream that being a brony was a religion |
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| 18 Feb 2013 04:24 PM |
This IS a troll, right? If it's not, I think I've finally gone pyscho. O.O |
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| 18 Feb 2013 04:25 PM |
"this sound fun"
"Each day you must dig into your skin with a fingernail and sacrifice body to the Lord Elephantos"
Fun. |
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| 18 Feb 2013 04:26 PM |
| I will join elephants are awesome :3 |
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| 18 Feb 2013 04:26 PM |
@princessminda
Are you a comrade?
If so, welcome to the circle of Elephantos. |
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| 18 Feb 2013 04:55 PM |
| If you wish to become a comrade, tell me. |
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