majoko1
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:07 PM |
>I wake up in the middle of the night >Realize I wet the bed >Jump up and turn on lights >Notices that there was something shuffling in the closet >Walks over to closet >Opens it to find nothing >Goes back to bed >Hears shuffling again this time coming from the bathroom >I open the bathroom door and splash some wet water into my face >Thinks it made me wake up a bit more >I go back to bed for a couple hours >Hears loud noises from the bathroom again >I ignore it and sleep some more >Starts to smell onions coming from the bathroom >I realize that onions have lairs >Puts two and two together to realize what is in the bathroom >Jumps out of bed >Runs into the bathroom and flings open the shower curtain >Tub is filled with water and seaweed >Rubber duckies being played with by big green hands >Shrek yells, GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
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jpharold
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:08 PM |
| yea haha go kill your self stupid noob~ from your best friend jp |
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majoko1
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:09 PM |
Lololololol YOU GUYS JUST GOT SHREKIFIED
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:10 PM |
| well that escalated quickly |
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jpharold
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:11 PM |
| not really but your mom dose OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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majoko1
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:12 PM |
Jp is gonna get banned.
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majoko1
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:13 PM |
HIGH QUALITY LITERATURE! NOT AFRAID TO DOUBLE POST!
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majoko1
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:14 PM |
THIS THREAD IS SO OGREDRAMATIC!
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majoko1
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:19 PM |
DONT OGRECOMPENSATE FOR THIS AWESOME THREAD!
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:21 PM |
wait so you wet the bed but go back in ??? |
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LegoTate
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:21 PM |
me irl
OFFICIAL TEMPORARY GOD EMPEROR OF RT WHILE ZEROTHREE IS RETIRED THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY ZEROTHREE |
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majoko1
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:29 PM |
Yes. It is just a bit of pee.
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:31 PM |
wow you copied this from four chan you obviously lack originality. |
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Bilix
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majoko1
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| 14 Feb 2013 08:36 PM |
No i didnt. I made this entire story up. I used the green text idea from 4chan but 4chan stole that from Ms Paint adventures so its not my fault.
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Bilix
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majoko1
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| 15 Feb 2013 05:49 AM |
bump
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| 15 Feb 2013 05:50 AM |
| SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE ♥ |
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majoko1
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| 15 Feb 2013 05:54 AM |
Yeah man. I got shrekified. Scary stuff.
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| 15 Feb 2013 05:57 AM |
>no walk the dinosaur
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