JoeBobNX
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:42 PM |
Basically, there's this moronic kid in my grade. Well, actually, he's a super-senior, but he used to go around being all like "I'm a Satanist, derp. Hail Lucifer." Then all the sudden, because he finds this girl attractive (mind you, the girl I liked, and he knew I liked. Past-tense "liked" because he turned her into a dirty piece of garbage) he becomes a 'Devout Christian' and begins talking how he's "Changing his ways" and has been reading the Bible and wants to get tattoos of Biblical quotes, essentially all to impress this girl who was raised in a Catholic household.
Today, being Ash Wednesday, you're not supposed to eat meat. Mind you, I am not the most religious of characters, but I was too raised in a Catholic household and it's a tradition that I respect for my family's sake. I come to the lunch table and Numbnuts is eating a chicken wrap. I say; "Hey, if you're trying to be such a good Christian, why are you eating meat on Ash Wednesday." The crasy asshat does this screamo shriek at me (he's a screamo "singer", and thinks he'll make it in the music industry as such without a college education) and goes across the cafeteria to sit with other people. Naturally, my friends laughed at him, knowing it to be true, and he avoided me the rest of the day.
TL;DR- People who say they're good Christians are dirty hypocrites and you should do everything in your power to make them feel bad about themselves. |
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NoNoah
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:43 PM |
I'm Lutheran.
~"This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore"~ |
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JoeBobNX
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:43 PM |
| I'm unaware, do you avoid eating meat on Ash Wednesday and Fridays? |
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:43 PM |
you made him pee alot gros |
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JoeBobNX
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:44 PM |
"you made him pee alot gros"
What? |
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:44 PM |
This thread with most likely cause a religious debate....
#YOLOgetatme |
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:45 PM |
@madboy1234 Throw things at people who try to start a debate. |
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JoeBobNX
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:45 PM |
Oh, I see what you were saying.
0/10 bad joke would not read again. |
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:45 PM |
> "TL;DR- People who say they're good Christians are dirty hypocrites and you should do everything in your power to make them feel bad about themselves." There is so much wrong with this, I don't even... |
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JoeBobNX
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:46 PM |
@Mad
That wasn't the point, I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of your common idiot.
Religion just happened to be the topic in question. |
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:46 PM |
I'm Christian and I still eat meat on Ash Wednesday because...
I never really knew about Ash Wednesday until 2012 and I always thought it was some foreign holiday when it was on the calender. My family doesn't celebrate Ash Wednesday.
#~ϟUNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!! Lemongrab!ϟ~ |
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:47 PM |
somewhere in the old testament it says that you aren't to mark your skin in any way so getting tattoos of bible verses is pretty ironic |
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:49 PM |
You are not supposed to eat meat on Fridays, not Wednesdays just to let you know.
#YOLOgetatme |
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JoeBobNX
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:50 PM |
Well tell that to this failure at life.
Mind you he has a girlfriend, asked another girl for her phone number, and is trying to swoon this chick.
The sad thing?
IT'S WORKING!
So I wish them the best, I'd love to see her make it with him not working and then ultimately cheating on her, after all I did to try to make her feel like a person and try to be with her and make her happy. |
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JoeBobNX
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:51 PM |
@Mad
Only on Ash Wednesday (1 Wednesday) and every Friday you're not supposed to, according to my born religion... |
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JoeBobNX
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:52 PM |
| It's not a conflict anymore, I'm so done with people's bullcrap. |
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JoeBobNX
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:55 PM |
No, tardo, my friends aren't Christian and neither am I, exactly.
We laughed at him because he's a psuedo-Christian hypocrite. |
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:57 PM |
It reminds of a story I had to read for English class earlier this year, This lady in the story said she was a Christian but didn't believe any of it and said she was to maintain her social status.
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Grayssake
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| 13 Feb 2013 02:59 PM |
| I am Athiest, but I don't be mean and say to christians that they are stupid for beliving in god, Cause it is just not nice to do such a thing. |
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JoeBobNX
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| 13 Feb 2013 03:02 PM |
He doesn't even have good grades to graduate this year, implying that he'll drop out. He doesn't want to go to college. All the girls hang out around them because he's "cute and sweet."
Um, ok, from another man's perspective, he talks to them like crap and he doesn't take care of himself. Like, I don't get it.
Then watch her try to crawl back to me.
No, done with the bullcrap.
It'd be tragic if I could just meet one girl that shares common interests with me and isn't ugly as hell, but that's too much to ask for when you go to school with a bunch of potato sacks. |
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JoeBobNX
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| 13 Feb 2013 03:03 PM |
">grew up in a catholic household
mk"
>Trying to greentext
mk
But because I was raised by Catholic parents doesn't mean I'm hardcore Catholic, stupid. I don't believe in what the church says and all the fairytales we're fed. |
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