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| 12 Feb 2013 11:29 PM |
I need help making a title, and i already have a joke:
Someone accidentally falls on lever* Ice melts* guy comes out* Its been since 1906! Since ive been frozen in there! Guy goes to 1960s phone* Whats this? Is this an Alphabet thing? That thing (The thing hes reffering to, is the letter 4) Looks Like an A! They mustve changed the Alphabet, cause these look nothing like Letters. Howabout this! Im gonna Try to spell something: Guy spells: 43110 (hello) it starts calling* Woman picks up* ------------------- thats All i got for the 1st joke, if someone can help me continue on the "woman picks up" part.
-MonsterHoliday (PS: ive been studying 1920s-60s Comedy, and I came up with this XD) |
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| 12 Feb 2013 11:29 PM |
So Basically it takes place in the 1960s. I havent thought of an original plot yet. |
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| 12 Feb 2013 11:31 PM |
I have a little bit: The first episode, it starts in 1906, And the guy, accidentally goes into A machine, the army was working on, and it freezes him, and not untill 1963 is that he comes unfrozen. The guy who fell on the lever, ran away cause he was afraid of the noise. Before he came out. |
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| 12 Feb 2013 11:41 PM |
NEW PLOT: So a guy, in 1906, Was in the army, and He was in War, and He goes into this room the sarge told him not to go in. He accidentally hits a lever, he gets afraid, drops His Water, It makes him slip into a freezer, and then, the freezer freezes him, and he goes 60ft underground. (he gets amnesia and forgets how to do anything, and only knows what letters are, not #`s) About 60 Years later, in 1963, a Worker discovers the underground place. he made a hole into the vault, tripped and fell on the lever. It unfroze the guy, and the vault went back up to the surface. The worker runs away. This is what the guy sees: Hey! What is that thing! (hes seeing a 1963 phone) That thing looks like The letter A! (hes reffering to the #4) I wonder if america changed since 1906, and the alphabet changed to these weird symbols. I wonder if I could talk With this thing. "43110" (hello) The phone dials* Whats that odd noise its making? Calls some random person*
(to be continued) |
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| 12 Feb 2013 11:45 PM |
Eh. Drop the joke. I dont like it. i`ll think of something else.
darn ;/
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| 13 Feb 2013 05:30 PM |
Lawl. I did have that other joke, It was about the cops: Man: Ive been Robbed! Man goes to police station Police: Hello, Can i help you Man: yes, I have been robbed! Police: well Im afraid i cant do anything to help you, Sorry! Man: You cant? Police: Yes! Man: Slacking Off Cops Eh? You was hired to do nothing? Cop: Ye---What? No! Its my lunch break! shows sandwich* Man: We Ought to get you fired! Man runs to the boss* Boss; Hello, May I help you? Man: your Cop admitted he was hired to do nothing! Boss; We ought to get him fired then, straight away! Cop; dont fire me Boss; but you admitted you Where Hired to Do nothing, it was caught on the Audio Cam! Cop; But then i said it was my Lunch Break! Boss; Dont make Excuses, you where just trying to save your Job Cop; BU---- Boss; Your fired! |
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