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| 03 Feb 2013 09:45 PM |
for the littlest things
"zac, you'vr poisoned our son with turpentine?!?!?"
and
"who fed the dog arsenic again?", like its all my fault |
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:47 PM |
Lol.
Typical-
nevermind.
~MOO!~ |
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Skellor
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:49 PM |
| whats wrong with testing chemicals on the family pets |
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:50 PM |
and i've only been dating her for a day
wait untik she hears i'm only half man
she'll really flip her lid |
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Zeriten
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:50 PM |
shes a female dog?
{http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=80783465} sign now |
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:51 PM |
| dump her fine ass so i can get it |
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:52 PM |
| brandon you have a dead en job which is not enough to suit her endless needs |
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Taven2
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:53 PM |
Throw a shoe at her. Women love that!
♦Major⚜League⚜Playah♦ |
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:55 PM |
| i wish i could throw a kitchen at her |
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:55 PM |
| Try mixing bubble soap with her breakfast. It induces vomiting. If you're smart, you get the flammable kind. That way, you have an 'explosive' backup plan. |
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:55 PM |
marriage equality activists take it to the next level
shudder earthquakes at the thought, of a life thats meaningless |
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:56 PM |
| ok next time dont date doggies |
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Taven2
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:56 PM |
Try an electric collar. It keeps my dog quiet all the time. ;)
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:57 PM |
What breed is she, border collie
hur hur
get it barking |
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| 03 Feb 2013 09:58 PM |
@shred
shes scottish so close enough |
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Taven2
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| 03 Feb 2013 10:02 PM |
Give her a bottle of skrumpeh!
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| 03 Feb 2013 10:04 PM |
she cannnot hold her liquor down very well
after a sip she'll be acting all cranky and the like |
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| 04 Feb 2013 06:32 AM |
heh heres a wonderdul bump
into the world known as nighly ot |
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| 04 Feb 2013 06:41 AM |
| Hit me up when u break up with her ;-) |
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| 04 Feb 2013 06:42 AM |
"our son" "dating for a day"
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| 04 Feb 2013 06:43 AM |
you should switch her water bottle with a molotov cocktail and blindfold her, then lead her over to the molotov and watch her burn
≈Jesus saves, no words of praise, no promised land to take you to, there is no other way≈ |
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| 04 Feb 2013 03:15 PM |
"Hit me up when u break up with her ;-)"
my love for her is etheral
especially her chiseled face and the buds of hair growing on her lip |
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| 04 Feb 2013 03:17 PM |
""our son" "dating for a day"
ಠ_ಠ"
it was a quickie |
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| 04 Feb 2013 03:29 PM |
| Well I have hair on my lip too so what about me? |
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