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| 02 Feb 2013 10:34 PM |
Since ROBLOX has better Censorship rules, I have decided to keep today's article "dirty-free".
Article:
Everyone knows, as soon as boys reach their "happy age", we like to "stroke" sometimes.
But studies at Harvard University show that "stroking" can cure the common cold in most cases.
Studies show that the 23% Bio-Amylase in the "happy white fluid" harbours an antibiotic to prevent the spread of diseases to your partner, but if done correctly, can cure the cold.
Now don't drink your "happy white fluid", your cold will be cured after 3 coarses of daily "stroking" if you know what I mean. Special hormones from your brain are released during pleasure, therefore causing antibodies to be released in the immune system, killing the cold's source within 20 minutes.
Who said pleasure couldn't be this soothing?
*Stay tuned for daily news from BENZaccels* |
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:37 PM |
i don't know what you were thinking but this isn't "dirty-free" it's disgusting |
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:37 PM |
| Thank's for the info. Now I will rub it even more when im sick and home alone. Watch some dirty thing's on the hub, and wha lah. |
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Crumpled
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:46 PM |
| can i put it in your mouth will that help |
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:48 PM |
Remember, my posts are for "mature" users.
If you're not mature enough to handle what i'm saying, go play a Tycoon. |
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Crumpled
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:49 PM |
| yeah you are very mature.. yeah.. yeah |
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:49 PM |
| thanks ill know to do that when i have the sniffles |
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:51 PM |
Mature in your case is underdefined.
Come back when your brain reaches the potential that i'm willing to communicate with.
Have you ever even stroked before, dude? It feels great. You should give it a try as soon as you reach puberty within a decade. |
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Crumpled
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:52 PM |
>Mature >posting this on a kids site.
I'm not sure if your brain is corrupt? |
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:53 PM |
Crumpled,
There are plenty of teens and some adults here on ROBLOX.
Your statement is invalid.
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:53 PM |
hi koolguy wat happen to ur posts?/ i thought u passed clockwork or was that someone else |
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:54 PM |
o hey dawg that was the fastlane
i got a life so i was like w/e |
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:55 PM |
Peace out guys.
Gonna go "stroke".
Stay tuned for tommorow's post! |
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:55 PM |
oh that was fastlane no wonder y i was confused
well glad u got a lif |
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:55 PM |
@Ben-
If there are "plenty" of teens and adults here, then why are you posting this? I'm pretty sure if there are "plenty" of us, we have already been supplied with that knowledge.
Ahh. I see, it's just a seek for attention. Well done. |
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| 02 Feb 2013 10:58 PM |
| there goes the disgusting scum of the day |
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| 02 Feb 2013 11:07 PM |
You're actually the immature one, posting a thread such as this on a CHILDREN intended game. You should be ashamed, attention seeking pervert. Since your so mature, what are you going to talk about next? 53x? Great job, idiot. You're now hated in RT. c: |
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