L8000
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:15 PM |
Someone proves how 2 + 2 = 5, legitly. In full mathematics. No "2 + 2 = random thing" things.
kk go |
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tuquan
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:16 PM |
| Because 2 moms + 2 dads + 1 extra child. |
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carl164
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:16 PM |
there is a implied +1
∁ is for ∁ow™ ✄☢ . |
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:16 PM |
| The phrase "two plus two equals five" ("2 + 2 = 5") is a slogan used in George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four as an example of an obviously false dogma one must believe, similar to other obviously false slogans by the Party in the novel. It is contrasted with the phrase "two plus two makes four", the obvious—but politically inexpedient—truth. |
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giraffe
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:17 PM |
Start with: -20 = -20 Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45 Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5 Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4 Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2 Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5 Hence: 2 + 2 = 5 |
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sitar
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:17 PM |
on a texas instrument calculator, click the 2nd button, then the divide button, then press + and 1 and then =.
now try 2+2 and tell me what you get |
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:17 PM |
| your hats add up to 30 tix and 10 minutes of playing a lego game |
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L8000
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:18 PM |
@tuq in math, not RL situations
@carl err.. no
@rak err..? |
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tuquan
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L8000
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:21 PM |
@Giraffe But, it' not a real 5. You can't interchange multiplicands and dividends with sums and differences. This fuzzy math could cause a global economic crisis.
@Cool shh, don't tell them this. |
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:22 PM |
See this 2^2 - 2^2 = (2+2)(2-2) 2(2-2) = (2+2)(2-2) .....(1) Then 2 = 2+2 =4 .....(2) 1 =2 1+1+2 = 2+1+2 2+2 = 5 |
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ROSBOX
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:25 PM |
| http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2%5E2%20-%202%5E2%20%3D%20(2%2B2)(2-2)%202(2-2)%20%3D%20(2%2B2)(2-2)%20.....(1)%20Then%202%20%3D%202%2B2%20%3D4%20.....(2)%201%20%3D2%201%2B1%2B2%20%3D%202%2B1%2B2%202%2B2%20%3D%205&t=crmtb01&f=rc |
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ROSBOX
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:26 PM |
so HA heavy underwear guy
-sitar |
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L8000
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:27 PM |
@Heavy Dang that's legit.
kk u win |
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Leumas13
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:29 PM |
there is no real 5
all ur going to get is giraffe's "fake" 5
just a waste of time if u wont even accept that
Press charges MAKE MONEY |
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:30 PM |
2 + 2 = 5 Because, 2 represents a pack of, idk 1 and 3 quarters of a potato so 2 packs = 2,5 of potato
meanwhile 2 + 2 = 5 potato
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L8000
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:31 PM |
@Leu I was mostly doing that 'cause he took a google answer.. So I took a reply that was posted below it :D |
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giraffe
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:31 PM |
| I just copied and pasted that I don't even know what any of that jazz means. |
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L8000
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:31 PM |
| Also deleted all my hats, but they're still on my character for some reason.. Whatever. |
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| 02 Feb 2013 09:33 PM |
| NO! HEAVY IS WRONG! 2^2 = 2X2 NOT 2+2 I WIN! |
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