al648
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| 01 Feb 2013 12:06 AM |
al648 - AKA something I had previously wrote for school Tour Guide
“Hello and welcome to my tour! Are we all ready?” I said to a lethargic crowd of people, just now waking up on the decks of my ferry. “Wait, why are my legs in chains?” a man asked. “Because I was afraid you’d fall off the boat, and I was worried you would attack me for kidnapping you.” I said, wary “Also our boat captain driving us around today is named Charles F.D. Floater, he’s also in chains because he expected me to pay him a fortune for his efforts.” “Minimal wage is not a fortune; I need the money so I can wean from my mother’s home and move into an apartment!” Charles said, waking up. “Anyways, if you please, move us towards the ebbing tide.” I said pointing my gaze at Charles. It took the newly drafted captain a while to figure out how to make the boat go, but after a while we started to get towards the tide and into the ocean. Finally 30 minutes have passed and I found an animal foraging for food. “If you look to your left you’ll see a harbor seal; wait, the law says I can’t talk about these animals, Charles, move us along.” I explained. “What kind of person created that law?” someone said, fidgeting with their chains. “Probably the uneducated man who calls himself a tour guide, were probably lost somewhere in the middle of the ocean!” exclaimed a man trying to harass me. “I bet they have a bounty to arrest this guy by now.” A third said. I tried to ignore the three trouble makers, “If you direct your attention to the left, you will see a pile of floating pieces of trash. The thing that really stands out is that pair of underwear, it appears to be mottled in colorful dots.” “I only see water on the left side of the boat.” said a man, “Why did you even put us on this boat, what kind of sick person are you?” “Well a second ago I had a pair of underwear there, maybe it floated on by. Charles get us out of this murky trash pile and get us close to the shore. I want to find some sea turtles and there’s no law against talking about those.” I said without pause. Later when we proximity to the shore, and I still haven’t found any sleek, slimy sea turtles. We passed a few other boats on our search and the people on board asked for help, which wasn’t needed at all. Four hours had later passed so I handed out some water bottles to the tourists to replenish their quench. The day has been a successful day. Insulated by the sea, I showed the poor “trapped” tourists whatever I could find, including small rocky islands, and whatever piece of trash that ever floated by. I even showed the lucky bunch how long it takes for an ebbed tide to rise again. However the day was soon to end and I had to get the people to the shore. “Charles, maneuver us to the shore.” I said to the tired captain, nearly asleep at his controls. “Only if you give me my money.” “I’ll let you get off.” I said to him again. “Aye, aye,” was all he said. When we got to the shore I told the people they could get off. “How do you expect us to get off in these shackles?” said a kid in a brown camouflage shirt. “Oh I’m sorry; the keys to your shackles are in your left back pockets. Now have a nice day and remember to tell all your friends all about the fun you had here.” I announced back to the small crowd. I turned around to check on something, but then I felt something hard hit my back. I woke up with a similar experience that my tourists had. Except this boat was called “Police” and the shackles were on my arms and not on my legs. I only wonder what the tour will be like.
http://www.roblox.com/A-Beautiful-Shed-Stay-out-of-it-place?id=11305684
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| 01 Feb 2013 12:07 AM |
tl:dr Say something better, because It's a tour guide, where everyone is in shackles, forced to see whatever I find until it ends and I release them back onto the shores.
tl:dr spoilers: I get caught by da police.
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| 01 Feb 2013 09:03 AM |
lol bump swag, i gotta print this out.
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| 01 Feb 2013 09:08 AM |
Your right. swag is this: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=86041243
I am 100% class.
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| 01 Feb 2013 09:28 AM |
KK. Nothing wrong with it anyways.
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