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30 Hilarious Video Game Logic Moments

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FinalndNob is not online. FinalndNob
Joined: 23 Jan 2012
Total Posts: 1857
30 Jan 2013 01:05 PM
Grand Theft Auto:
>drive girl around town
>hit like 50 people, get massive blood stains on car
>hit cops and other cars, dent the car
>"That was nice. I'm really interested in seeing you again."

Counter Strike:
>about to start gunfight in desert
>dresses as if going to Antarctica

Battlefield 3:
>shotgun kills from across the map
>RPG at point blank range = 25% damage

General gamer logic:
"The harder you press the button, the stronger the attack would be."

Call Of Duty:
>snipers run around the map and shoot enemies
>soldiers with assault rifles lie in corners and wait

Battlefield 3:
"Oh, your tank is on fire? Let me fix that with some more fire!"

Assassin's Creed:
>need to withdraw money
>buys a bank

Deus Ex:
"Can't lift that cardboard box to jump the fence? Better use that dumpster instead."

Skyrim:
>explore ancient cavern deep underground
>find box with fresh fruit

Assassin's Creed:
>"I need to keep things confidential."
>lets you browse her personal e-mail

Battlefield 3:
>can run with 20 pound machine gun
>can't throw 5 pound C4 over 2 feet

Battlefield 1942:
>tank can take several bazooka hits
>explodes when driving over a hill

Red Dead Redemption:
>survive shotgun to the chest with no medical attention
>ride horse into water and die instantly

Battlefield:
>get hit by an RPG and fall 100 feet out of a helicopter
>brought back to life with a defibrillator

Borderlands:
>open toilet to poop
>find ammo

Civilization 5:
>friendly nations for over 4000 years
>denounced over not giving free iron

Counter Strike:
>elite international counter-terrorism unit
>buy their own guns

Counter Strike Source:
>eight different character models
>all with identical forearms and gloves

Gears Of War:
>food supply is extremely limited
>soldiers maintain amazing muscle mass

Fallout 3:
>spent entire life in sealed vault
>knows how to swim

Fallout 3:
>drink one glass of wine
>addicted to alcohol

Counter Strike Global Offensive:
>incindeary grenade, purpose engineered grenade
>$850
>molotov, glass bottle with petrol and rag
>$850

Fallout 3:
"I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's the pa(sswo)rd to access top secret archives that could completely destroy our order maybe?"

Dead Rising 2:
>places paddle and chainsaw in workbench
>creates paddle with two chainsaws attached

Fallout 3:
>repairs all technologocally advanced weaponry
>can't fix a simple car engine

Deus Ex police logic:
>unfamiliar face at office?
>shoot him dead

Fallout 3:
>turns off pipboy light when sneaking
>blasts music from radio

Final Fantasy VII:
>10 minutes to detonation
>uses 10 seconds to celebrate victory in battle

Diablo 3:
"I dual-wield rapid-firing crossbows. Your argument is invalid."

Game Developer Logic:
>she needs armour
>but not on her bewbs or ass
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