headjoe2
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| 27 Dec 2012 12:46 PM |
You are the butler of the person above you. You must do what your master tells you to do. You are the master of the next poster. You tell them to do something impossible. The butler HAS to do the task, and cant say "but it's impossible!" example: Butler, go cut my milk in half! (next post:) I freeze it, then cut it in half.
Butler, go (an impossible task) |
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headjoe2
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| 27 Dec 2012 12:47 PM |
I'll start.
Butler, go climb mount everest without using your hands or legs |
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oucheys
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| 27 Dec 2012 12:47 PM |
Nah, I dont FEEL like it
Butler, go retire |
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headjoe2
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| 27 Dec 2012 12:49 PM |
Then I get my son to do the job.
Butler, don't do this command! |
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:01 PM |
Oh, but then I don't But then I do. But then chuck norris appears from a void and kicks you in the face.
Butler, Freeze my hot water while keeping it hot! |
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headjoe2
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:06 PM |
I put the fire and water into the freezer.
you there, digest your own stomach! |
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:13 PM |
I will take out my stomach, pour the liquid into a tub and lay my stomach in it. Butler! Go fly like a bird! |
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headjoe2
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:16 PM |
I go order human bird wings, and jump of a tall mountain.
Butler, do not read this! |
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PinkFlare
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:19 PM |
@headjoe (in case of late post)
I don't. But then I do.
Butler/Maid, refrain from eating food for the rest of your life! |
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:22 PM |
Oh, but I'm a ginger, and have no life or soul, so I have not eaten food the rest on my life. and so I eat food
Butler, cut this sword with it's self
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PinkFlare
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:23 PM |
@RobloxUnoTm
*Removes a gem out of the sword and uses that part of the sword to cut the sword*
Butler/Maid, go get me a magical unicorn! |
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:24 PM |
I break the sword and cut it in half. Butler! Make me a sandwich of fire and water, without it ablaze or soggy. |
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:25 PM |
| I find a horse, make it magcal and put a horn on it. (Command is same as my last post.) |
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PinkFlare
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:27 PM |
| *Gives sandwich a caged chunk of lava reprisenting fire, and ice, representing water* |
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oucheys
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:29 PM |
| Butler, ride a mosquito up to 100 miles above the ground! |
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headjoe2
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:30 PM |
so I sit on a mosquito in a space shuttle.
Butler, define Tao |
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:45 PM |
Tao noun \ˈdau̇, ˈtau̇\ a : the unconditional and unknowable source and guiding principle of all reality as conceived by Taoists b : the process of nature by which all things change and which is to be followed for a life of harmony 2 often not capitalized : the path of virtuous conduct as conceived by Confucians 3 often not capitalized : the art or skill of doing something in harmony with the essential nature of the thing
Butler, don't listen to this command |
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headjoe2
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:48 PM |
I'm not listening, I'm reading.
Butler, tell me the exact numeric value of pi. |
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:57 PM |
I add an e to it and say, "Pie does not have a numeric value. It is a pastry." Butler, explain anarchy without using "The". |
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headjoe2
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| 27 Dec 2012 01:59 PM |
anarchy is where no government is implied.
Butler, become a maid and a Butler at the same time. |
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| 27 Dec 2012 02:17 PM |
I become a maid wearing a suit and holding a towel in one hand and a duster in the other. Butler, Jump off a skyscraper without killing yourself. |
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headjoe2
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| 27 Dec 2012 02:19 PM |
And so I use my human bird suit and glide.
Butler, define Tao in 1 word |
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oucheys
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| 27 Dec 2012 02:24 PM |
Tao: Tao
Butler, connect your hands with dry sand |
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| 27 Dec 2012 02:33 PM |
I freeze dry it, and get my hands stuck to it
Butler, stop jaredvaldez |
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headjoe2
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| 27 Dec 2012 02:37 PM |
I tell him to get a life in person.
Butler/Maid, Go dive into a volcano and retrieve a rock. |
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