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| 23 Jan 2013 10:19 AM |
The Pitt (Fallout 3 DLC) is probably my favorite DLC next to Point Lookout or Broken Steel. But still, how it goes...
Wernher: HELP! I COME FROM A PLACE CALLED THE PITT! WE'RE ALL SLAVES RULED BY AN EVIL GUY NAMED ASHUR!
Me: Sure. I'll just go right in there and kill everyone. I did it with the local slavers, why not?
Wernher: OKAY, YOU'LL NEED A DISGUISE! LET'S TALK TO THOSE SLAVERS OVER THERE AND GET A SLAVE OUTFIT!
Me: I just said I would solve your problem with violence. Is there not a Chaotic good path to this? I mean, it's the easiest way...fine.
Slaver: Hey, wait a minute! You're that guy who shot up Paradise Falls! GET HIM!
Me: ...
*later*
Wernher: Okay, we're here! I can't go in, so I'll hang back. Do you want a weapon going in? A knife, maybe a pistol?
Me: Dude, I've got a .44 Magnum, a Ripper, a unique Combat Shotgun that makes a Super Mutant explode in the first shot, Chinese Assault Rifle, this unique Sniper Rifle, a freaking nuke launcher, a BoS developed megaweapon that shoots concentrated lightning, and a Gauss Rifle that can put you on your ass a mile away. Plus, this armor is T-51b. The finest in the wasteland. I'm sure you don't have much to offer me...
Wernher: Okay, take the pistol!
Me: Thanks, I guess?
*later*
Pitt Raider: HEY SLAVE, WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS SWEET GEAR?
Me: Oh man, I found the Tesla Cannon in a dumpster, in full condition, with 5000 ECPs! I found the T51-b in a bombed-out house, no damage at all! You do't even want to know where I looted the Gauss Rifle from! Point is, I'm not a slave. I'm here to kill you all!
Pitt Raider: I'll just take all this! Haha!
Me: GRRR-AHHHHH!
*reloads save, kills all raiders*
*later*
Me: *is at gate* Alright! Let's do this!
Pitt Raider: YOU KILLED ALL THOSE GUYS OUT THERE! YOU'RE CLEARLY DANGEROUS AND MORE OF A RISK THAN A BENEFIT, BUT WE NEED SLAVES! QUICK, HIT THIS LARGE FIGURE IN POWER ARMOR WITH STICKS TO KNOCK HIM OUT SOMEHOW!
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!!!!!!!
*later*
Everett: GO FIND STEEL INGOTS IN A TROG INFESTED JUNKYARD! WE RAIDERS CLEARLY HAVE THE FIREPOWER AND RESOURCES TO GET THEM OURSELVES WITH LITTLE CASUALTIES, BUT WHO NEEDS TO BE ECONOMIC WHENEVER WE CAN WASTE SLAVES AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT LATER?
Me: Oh my god, wow...
*later*
Ashur: Hey, why don't you join me? I'm clearly an evil hardass who has an alternate view on reality to think it is ok to enslave people because we have industry. I'm sure if I tell the slaves my goals, many would probably willingly serve me, but who needs that? Now, the slaves are revolting. I'm just going to leave you here alone, a dangerous man who has been noted to have loyalties with the slaves and is after my daughter which is the cure the slaves have been looking for. brb.
Me: *trollface* bye! Alright, playtime is over, give me the baby.
Sandra: NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE HER! I'M DOING UNSTABLE MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS ON HER!
Me: Well, that's going to have to stop. but I'll tell Midea and Wernher and see if you can't stay with your child. Hell, I might even see if Ashur can be left alive. He'll have to be detained, but at least the girl will have a father. What do you say?
Sandra: *pulls out gun*
Me: DAMMIT GUN! *shoots*
*You've lost Karma!*
Me: God dammit...
*later*
Wernher: Haha! You've saved the Pitt! You also stole that baby! What a badass! Remind to not mess with you.
Me: Great, so what are we going to do?
Wernher: We're going to do the exact same thing, but without slaving.
Me: Fair enough...
Wernher: So, for payment in liberatating us from our raider overlords, you can have access to a complicated ammo machine you don't know how to use and the right to find us toys and more steel ingots!
Me: What? Can't you just make me some ammo? I'm not mechanical! And you do have access to the slaver's weapons. Why not march in the junkyard and take the ingots for yourself? As for the toys, I saw, like, 7 toy cars and twice as many teddy bears in the Junkyard.
Wernher: I'll be seeing you!
Me: Screw it, I'm out. *equips Fat-man* *shoots ground*
-/(Making believe is just another way of dreaming until dreams come true)\-
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| 23 Jan 2013 10:31 AM |
| You can actually get an autoaxe from somebody in that factory making ammunition and stuff, great defense againts these things while collecting ingots. |
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| 23 Jan 2013 10:50 AM |
@cat
The pistol actually came in handy. Plus, there is an assault rifle not too far away from the gate.
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| 23 Jan 2013 10:52 AM |
| Autoaxe also comes in handy with the ''Pitt'' Tournament. |
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| 23 Jan 2013 11:06 AM |
@cat
Yeah, it does. I made it a challenge and used only the unique brass knuckles you get from Everett for the first round. I also had one of the unique autoaxes, too. The one that ignored armor, I think.
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| 23 Jan 2013 12:08 PM |
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| 23 Jan 2013 05:48 PM |
NO! I SPENT 30 MINUTES TYPING THIS! IT WON'T BE IGNORED!
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| 23 Jan 2013 06:19 PM |
| i thought you were talking about ratticus17's the pit |
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