|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:30 PM |
http://i.imgur.com/aKUHY.png
^
I literally almost had a stroke when I read this.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
On sunday TGI and Stonemen Mercenaries will have a final battle, or is it saturday? |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:30 PM |
| I thought you were talking about the ad. lol |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Vrix
|
  |
| Joined: 07 Nov 2010 |
| Total Posts: 8550 |
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:31 PM |
Our idea sounds as crazy as theirs, Truth be told that i'm very sure no one will ever know. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
DarkVakt
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Apr 2011 |
| Total Posts: 8712 |
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:31 PM |
I'm athiest.
But, I think he was trolling, or this was edited.
~D.V~ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
TRUSTnU
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Dec 2008 |
| Total Posts: 6758 |
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:32 PM |
k
~~~> TnU; That Trust Guy ~ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:34 PM |
OH MY GOD
YOU USE INTERNET EXPLORER
ASFASDASFASDASFSAD
~{[RAT Supervisor Red]}~ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:34 PM |
this was not edited.
if you add me on skaip i will screen share |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:38 PM |
he is now telling me that evolution has no proof
i now begin to laugh |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Celestus
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Aug 2011 |
| Total Posts: 14873 |
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:40 PM |
| lol i dont know if he is an atheist trolling or a religious doing an impression of an atheist |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:42 PM |
either trolling or
maybe just a simpleton |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:42 PM |
Scientology in a nutshell:
About 90 trillion years ago Overlord Xeno of the Galactic Federation took about 90 thousand humans to Hawaii's volcanoes and nuked them, almost brining humanity to extinction.
Nobody knows exactly why.
So the Galactic Federation exiled him to the farthest corners of the universe, where he is constructing an empire once more, and once he does, he will arm the Wogs with mecha so they may destroy the human race once and for all.
Thats why Scientologists must have faith in the Federation, so Xenu can be stopped, and our doomsday can be prevented. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Artlens5
|
  |
| Joined: 07 Aug 2010 |
| Total Posts: 6484 |
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:43 PM |
-________________________-
~Hail the 501st!~ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
Meekle13
|
  |
| Joined: 16 Jun 2008 |
| Total Posts: 1365 |
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:46 PM |
Im a religious, and I have never seen atheism explained that way.
Atheism: God? Nope.
Me: Well, if my God turns out to be real, then yall screwed >:D |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:47 PM |
| They also practice auditing, an activity in which a human must re-live painfull experiences of the past life, in order to break the limits of mortality, and be granted access to the immortal state in which humans were originally gifted with before Xenu's massacre. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:48 PM |
| Did you try beating him across the head with a bible? |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
kaelan01
|
  |
| Joined: 17 May 2008 |
| Total Posts: 21444 |
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:48 PM |
so animals came before earth was made?
oh
I am a Wizard! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
squidboi2
|
  |
| Joined: 25 Apr 2009 |
| Total Posts: 52336 |
|
| |
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:49 PM |
And atheism is not Scientology.
The church of Scientology, is scientology.
Atheism is not a religion, its simply a belief that deitys do not exist. Its basically a neutrality. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:50 PM |
For some reason he had a deformed twist of the theory of evolution, with atheistic beleifs.
(Ay THEE is UM) ATHEISM : The beleif of no god.
No point in beleiving in god, if there is no proof.
I can beleive that when I die I go to hogwarts and get to meet hagred, you can tell me that I'm wrong all you want, but if I actually do get to go to hogwarts and meet hagred,
y'all screwed. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:52 PM |
The xenu story is also classified, or at least the church tries to hide it.
It is only revelealed to members who have contributed lots of money (haha, what a surprise), these members are also shown the church's secret technology granted by the federation. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 17 Jan 2013 07:54 PM |
my reaction http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvrmZLGWfFs |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|