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| 30 Dec 2011 12:26 AM |
Good day reader,
Recently, my friend sposeisawesome mentioned a group named WARAIN who he had had some kind of brush with on the c7gs. He informed me that WARAIN was planning to raid his WIP base: Fort Recon. He asked if I would be kind enough to lend support in shooing WARAIN away. This is a report to RBRN, the GREN GDS and to the CSEmpire outlining the gist of the raid.
We were asked to Fort Recon twice today. The first visit was rather dreary and dull. I went through drill protocol, forming the soldiers up in a line. We had six, not including ourselves. Four of us were Grenadiers, two were CSE. It was a very routine operation. I had patrols set, but after ten minutes of idleness it was called off. WARAIN didnt want to fight. Grumbling and dissapointed, the men dispersed.
The second time was different. spose's PM had a different air to it. It was more urgent. He didnt ask for help this time, he just told me that the raiders were ready and that he was outnumbered. My pulse quickened, I had been in battles where I was outnumbered before. I raced to see that Fort Recon was safe. I shouted "All grenadiers report to CSEmpire Fort recon immediately! Be in uniform.". I entered the fort. It was just me and mega. Within minutes my Sergeant Major and Adjutant had joined the game. I posted them outside of the gate, swords drawn, ready for raiders to appear. Five minutes passed. Not a hint. Sergeant Major DistrictSwag was beginning to become restless. Then the leader of WARAIN hopped off of the spawn point, sword trirling. "Charge, Bayonets!" I ordered and for the first time since the conflict with NB, the Grenadier Regiment was in battle again.
Within the next 20 seconds three more WARAIN joined the fray. At first, managing them was easy but with four on three, even the veteran Grenadiers were getting short on breath. It was then that another WARAIN joined the server. The regiment had their backs up against the wall, enemies on either side. Suddenly, spose and another CSE whip in, blades gleaming. Three WARAIN soldiers fell to the ground. With a cry of "wolololololol" the grenadiers cheered and advanced. The WARAIN were menaced and harried back to the spawn point where they reverted to FF killing. By this time we had three more WARAIN on our hands. Ill skilled and poorly led as they were, a lot can be said for WARAIN perseverance. It borders on goatish stubbornness. spose and the CSE were locked inside of the compound with eight WARAIN, the grenadier regiment were locked out.
Very soon WARAIN gained the upper hand, but not before spose and his cohort diced three of them. As their leader opened the gates for the trio of defeated WARAIN, the CSE forces, backed by the grenadiers, charged in. Very soon the base was ours again. We held it for forty five minutes, Sometimes being killed but never really losing it for more than a minute at a time. Grenadiers guarded the control room with diligence, and no enemy could come close. This was when WARAIN figured out that if they stood in the room directly below us and used a firework, it would blow us to pieces. They had the upper hand again.
This was when they should have won. This was whan we should have ragequit. But this was also when things started to go wrong for WARAIN. They were fighting a column of our regiment inside the base, and had four members locked out. It was not long before CSE gained control of the base. At this point the raiders' numbers were sliced in half. One had left without saying anything and several said some pleasantly nasty things before bidding us a horrible day. Now it was just foru of them, the Grenadiers and spose. An even match. We still had to contend with overpowered weapons and FF killing, but we regained the base again.
One hour and three rage quits later, the regiment still had undisputed hold over the base. spose had left (his laptop was on the verge of asploding) and all but one of the WARAIN had as well. Their leader still rampaged around. He would come in, kill one of us before being ganged by the other two. We lost the fort a few times, and gained it a few times. He started spamming about how much of a non quitter he was. Challenge accepted.
Another WARAIN joined the server. I wondered whether this would start all over again. Whether we'd be fighting for another hour and a half. Within ten minutes his reinforcement had left. He was alone again. He continued to firework spam the control room but it did nothing. We werent there anymore.
This was the end. Where it would be either us that lost of him that ragequit. We had accepted his challenge and we'd stay there. We started with taunting tactics. SGTM DistrictSwag would blind him with the snowball gun while MAJ BallisticSoldier killed him with a revolver. Meanwhile, I'd be on my skate board spamming the bugle. It was wonderful. It worked about twelve times before he broke our line. Then my adjutant became tired of his tomfoolery. We marched up into that control room and put him out of his misery. Then he said "If I kill ballistic then i win the raid.". We advanced, exchanging verbal abuse. Several people's mothers had their decency brought into question. District and I resumed our taunting. In a burst of speed I thought impossible of someone who had witnissed his military's morale shattered, he entered the base. I followed him, but had no ranged weapon. With a quick spin and slash, my adjutant had been dropped.
Back at the spawn, I took out my sword and ran at the WARAIN leader. "i killed him now i win the raid" he said and vanished. All in all, a shattering win for CSE and the Grenadier Guard.
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l0lzz
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| 30 Dec 2011 12:27 AM |
| I stopped after "Good day reader," |
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| 30 Dec 2011 12:45 AM |
Favorite line of the whole raid
"I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT THIS RAID AINT ONE"
~No one gentleman should have such strength, The clock is changing I count only the hour |
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| 30 Dec 2011 01:56 AM |
SWAG BUMP.
~No one gentleman should have such strength, The clock is changing I count only the hour |
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| 30 Dec 2011 03:39 AM |
BLARGH ANOTHER SWAG BUMP
~No one gentleman should have such strength, The clock is changing I count only the hour |
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15lbaxter
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| 30 Dec 2011 04:18 AM |
| I shall bump it as well, good story. |
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| 30 Dec 2011 04:19 AM |
Its not fake bro :P
~No one gentleman should have such strength, The clock is changing I count only the hour |
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| 30 Dec 2011 04:24 AM |
District, Ballistic, and Kirk you guys rule! <3
C-C-COMBO BREAKER |
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| 30 Dec 2011 04:25 AM |
| Anything to help you, spose. It's what friends do. |
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| 30 Dec 2011 04:26 AM |
I already knew that :3
#EgotisticalSwag
~No one gentleman should have such strength, The clock is changing I count only the hour |
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| 30 Dec 2011 04:27 AM |
umg u r mai bf kirk<3 i luv having best friends
ucwutididthar? cuz i said bf uthaught i meant boyfriend lolno |
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| 30 Dec 2011 04:34 AM |
I like the part "Spose had to leave because his labtop was on the verge of asploding" It was really hot. And almost dead. And I had to watch a movie with family. |
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| 30 Dec 2011 04:36 AM |
Don't worry.
Grenadiers will never give you up, let you down, run around (we much prefer to shuffle) or desert you. |
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| 30 Dec 2011 05:37 AM |
| When is your main unbanned? |
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| 30 Dec 2011 05:44 AM |
Four day's.
7 day'd for "spam"
Wasn't even real spam.
I don't think the behaviour mod likes me :(
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| 30 Dec 2011 12:30 PM |
| DON'T FORGET DISTRICTSWAG! It'S 98 Problems, not 99. because Warrain ain't one either. :3 |
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| 30 Dec 2011 01:46 PM |
troo troo
~No one gentleman should have such strength, The clock is changing I count only the hour |
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| 30 Dec 2011 03:02 PM |
RNR's leader just sent me a very hurtful message about the apparent skill of my navy.
I feel sad.
In a few hours we'll take the regiment and march it right through his base. |
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| 30 Dec 2011 04:20 PM |
| CSE couldn't have defended the base alone. Thank gooness for the Grenadier Guard |
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