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| 12 Jan 2013 01:36 PM |
No?
Oh, okay.
It was somewhat interesting.
There was a very tyrannical admin who had a tendency to murder peaceful players; because he was scared of losing power.
In this server, fighting the admins was allowed, but it would usually end in death.
This resulted in a "resistance army" being formed. The plot to end his reign sounded painfully a lot like call of duty.
The resistance were split into "soldiers" and "spies". The soldiers were split into "squads" of of three or four. There was one nuke per squad and one mining laser per four squads. The spies, however, had one nuke per person.
This guy had four complexes. I don't doubt he hacked in a lot of it. The plan was to get the soldiers to attack and destroy one complex, whichever one the admin was at, but the main focus was not to destroy it but to instead distract the admin and buy some time for the spies to destroy the three other complexes. Then kill the admin and destroy complex he was in. Keep in mind all our soldiers had was usually just a gem sword. (We'd spent most of our budget on the nukes)
I was assigned to destroy the north-east sector of complex 2, which was the weapons production facility.
The official battle started when a squad was standing on a hillside, overlooking the second complex. We knew that the admin went in the jungle recently, and he went FROM complex 4 to the jungle. Complex 4 is also the closes complex to the jungle. Logically, we'd assume that he would be returning to complex 4. The lucky guy who was handed the mining laser spotted the admin returning from the jungle, walking through the farms, and decided to fire a few rounds at him in the hopes that he would return fire and distract him so that the spies could plant the nuclear bombs. He called all his men out to that area and "operation poopy-pants" (yes, that's what we actually called it) was a go. In the time that happened, we unveiled some artillery cannons a few chunks west of the complex (which were basically just giant TNT cannons) as they were hidden in a hollowed-out hill to stop the admins noticing; we also fired about six shots. Pretty much all of his men were now in complex 4. My cue.
Before the battle, I was hiding in the complex 2's mines- as it was a dark and relatively easy place to hide and there were mine carts connected to here which lead straight into the complex, so it would be easy to get in quickly. When I got to the complex, I realised my friends had actually done a good job for starters. I walked in to where I was supposed to be, only to find one of the admin's men in there. He said something along the lines of "u in big truble now" and ran towards me. At this point, my friend, Alex, fell through the ceiling (he was assigned to the rooms above me), and started slicing him from behind with his stolen nanosaber. Alex then shot him with his mining laser a few times until he died. I thanked him and got on with my nuke-relating business.
Getting out was the problem though. By now the admin had figured out what we were doing, and the situation at complex 4 was worsening. He had the best armour, and no matter how much we used archangel's smite on him, no matter how much we used artillery on him, no matter how many times we charged swordsmen at him, he was just refusing to die. Complex 4 now resembled the Vietnam war but times ten. He sent his remaining men to secure the perimeter of the remains of complex 2, searching for spies like me. My friends had got out by now. I was most definetly screwed.
But I had an idea. I rummaged through the last remaining chest. I found no armour, no weapons, nothing I could use to do what I had in mind. But I found two items that were my saviours.
A fully-charged jetpack and a nuclear bomb. I still had my detonation charges. I would place a nuclear bomb a block or two underground, fly out into the open and gather all his men like sheep to get a better shot at me, then blow them to smithereens. I did just that. I put down the bomb, and flew skyward. Lasers and arrows whizzed past me, only missing by about a pixel.
Then...boom. My missions was a success. I got back. I heard that all four complexes were destroyed, and the admin was killed and he ragequitted. We had an operation made in advance called "operation poopier pants" in case the admin made more complexes and started the fiasco again. But we never heard of him since on the server. We never had to use it. The server had now entered a new regime of peace.
I hoped you like the story. The best bit about it in my opinion is that none of it is fictional.
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| 12 Jan 2013 04:29 PM |
I really do hope you guys aren't being sarcastic.
And come to think of it, I did overuse the full stops (periods if you're American); I should have used more variety in grammar. |
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| 13 Jan 2013 10:14 AM |
@kevin756
I was waiting for someone to post tl;dr. |
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| 13 Jan 2013 10:19 AM |
>he had the best armour
gem or quantum |
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| 13 Jan 2013 10:23 AM |
>cross
nano sabers destroy nano and quantum
that guy who killed the admin who was about to kill you had a nano saber right |
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| 14 Jan 2013 01:01 PM |
@lightslayer
The admin had several pairs of armour. It was like he was prepared. He kept putting a new set on when the other pair was getting damaged.
And I did say in this post that my friend, Alex, killed the guy who was about to kill me with a stolen nanosaber.
I don't know who killed the admin. I think it was everyone's contributions that resulted in his death. |
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| 14 Jan 2013 01:03 PM |
does the server still exist
i want the ip or something |
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| 15 Jan 2013 12:57 AM |
@fastlane250
You didn't have to post on this thread if you were too lazy to read it. |
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| 15 Jan 2013 12:57 AM |
actually I did
but I needed some other excuse to couple with the > part |
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| 15 Jan 2013 12:58 AM |
@fastlane250
You could have just said, "FTB > tekkit" and I would have been fine with it. |
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