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| 13 Jan 2013 02:25 PM |
"The American Government has decided that after talking with well known members of the Computer Games Industry have settled on a plan to move forward with the cooperation of those companies. As part of our plan to make sure video games do not incite anyone to kill again we plan to make sure the production, sale, and purchase of video games is only available to those who have the correct license. In the same way that you need a license to drive, or shoot a gun, video games will now require a license to play. Companies will also need a license to produce games. To gain a developer license, companies will have to fulfill a number of criteria, including only producing games approve by a government oversight committee. These games must portray the American army, government and guns in a positive light, as well as uphold the Christian morals which this country holds. We have been working with EA, a world-renowned company, to ensure that we can police the sale of games and developer licensing with the proper resources. We have chosen EA's Origin distribution system as the primary method of control. All games will be exclusively sold through Origin, with EA only taking a small percentage of sales to allow them to support its infrastructure. EA will be in charge of licensing game developers and managing any companies it believes has breached these new laws. Because the costs are directly taken by EA, this system will not place extra burden on the American Taxpayers. We see this as a win-win situation and thank EA for bringing this idea to the table."
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:26 PM |
oh great now the only games we can play are e games |
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Grayssake
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:26 PM |
| Now who else wants to blow up the Goverment's Building? |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:27 PM |
| I hope they're kidding about having to get a license to play videogames. |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:27 PM |
| Well looks like we gotta play e games.... That stinks and i didn't do anything. |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:27 PM |
| Nice fakery, signore, but It is not good enough to fool me! |
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jimmy2054
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:28 PM |
Seriously?
Just the U.S. or it's allies and stuff too? |
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Grayssake
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:28 PM |
Funny thing is Im playing An M rated game right now
What are they gonna do? go to my house and behead me or prison me for life? |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:28 PM |
| I think the person is trolling |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:28 PM |
what
its the persons fault if a videogames affect them
and the parents |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:28 PM |
| Good thing I have that hidden stash of rated M games that no one can find |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:28 PM |
"as well as uphold the Christian morals which this country holds."
THAT'S IT.
I'M DONE. |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:28 PM |
@rich
tl;dr: You have to have a license to play games and all games are sold through EA Origin |
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shadow97
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:29 PM |
ESRB is all they need you don't need a license
this is a troll |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:29 PM |
WHAT
STOCKPILE PANIC BUY PIRATE TORRENT ARGHRGHARHGHJARGKJFGAJKGSJFKGSAKHLFA |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:30 PM |
Notice how M games are very popular? Let's list how many there are compared to E games! M Games Mass Effect 3 Assassin's Creed 3 Call of Duty 3 Call of Duty Black Ops 2 Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Battlefield 2 Gears of War 3 Grand Theft Auto 4 Max Payne 3 etc. etc. etc. etc. E Games (list) |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:31 PM |
kill kill kill the government |
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| 13 Jan 2013 02:31 PM |
This was extremely believable
Until I went on MSN |
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