|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:43 PM |
Then why are most professional chefs men?
Because only men can hold a real job. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:43 PM |
excuse me
are you asking for a nosebleed |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:45 PM |
| At least girls aren't saxist .-. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:46 PM |
45 % of the girls who read this will think about suicide
50% Will want to choke you
And 15% Will feel like crying |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
jimmy2054
|
  |
| Joined: 10 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 27662 |
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:46 PM |
| You should tell that to every girl you know. I bet they'd love you for it. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:48 PM |
"45 % of the girls who read this will think about suicide
50% Will want to choke you
And 15% Will feel like crying"
l o l
`PokemonEevee |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:48 PM |
@jimmy
are you stupid? They would hate me. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:48 PM |
"And 15% will feel like crying"
Lighten up, willya?
It's a joke.
No, THAT'S the corner. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:48 PM |
You should tell that to every girl you know. I bet they'd love you for it. -- this i'm going to skip making a long feminist rant for no reason and just say that every girl you meet will hate you for that joke |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:49 PM |
Yeah.
Girls think it's SOOOOOOOOOOOO funny. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:49 PM |
"Girls think it's SOOOOOOOOOOOO funny."
Girls with a self deprecating sense of humor do.
No, THAT'S the corner. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
jimmy2054
|
  |
| Joined: 10 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 27662 |
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:50 PM |
"@jimmy
are you stupid? They would hate me."
Uh no, that's how you pick up chicks, walk up to them and make a genderist comment and BAM! Next thing you know they're asking you on a date. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:51 PM |
@jimmy
will it work on my mom? she hasn't taken me to mcdonalds in like an hour. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:51 PM |
I'm being serious here.
A lot of girls hate men because they think their jokes are funny.
Even if some girls find it funny, a lot feel hurt. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
ahvnj
|
  |
| Joined: 11 Jun 2008 |
| Total Posts: 4636 |
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:52 PM |
@Funnybunny So 110% of girls will read this
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡- ͜ʖ ͡-)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Blinking. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:52 PM |
| If you were being serious how come you were being sarcastic saying it is SOOOOO funny. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
jim001
|
  |
| Joined: 06 Jun 2009 |
| Total Posts: 3703 |
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:52 PM |
Great pick-up line.
You are grey
I hate you
<3 girls.
No Od. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
jimmy2054
|
  |
| Joined: 10 Jul 2009 |
| Total Posts: 27662 |
|
|
| 07 Jan 2013 12:52 PM |
"@jimmy
will it work on my mom? she hasn't taken me to mcdonalds in like an hour."
Yeah, duh, every time you make one they totally don't get mad, they buy you stuff because of your hilarious and not at all offending joke. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|