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| 31 Dec 2012 03:28 PM |
Seriously, kidnapped by a giant turtle in every game, here guards are basically living mushrooms. -I am Baconlicious- |
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Piratyy
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| 31 Dec 2012 03:31 PM |
did it ever occur to you that she wants to be kidnapped
probably some kind of weird Japanese fetishism |
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| 31 Dec 2012 03:32 PM |
| What if Mario's the one kidnapping her? |
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monty155
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| 31 Dec 2012 03:32 PM |
| I don't think you could pay anyone enough money to defend you from a giant, fire breathing turtle. |
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| 31 Dec 2012 03:34 PM |
| @Monty: Not with how easy it is to collect coins in Mario games. |
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saverock
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| 31 Dec 2012 04:18 PM |
| someone give the toads a gun or something they suk at guarding peach |
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| 31 Dec 2012 04:22 PM |
| Even if she has the best guards in the world, Bowser would just kidnap the whole castle. |
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| 31 Dec 2012 04:40 PM |
@PkMn
For the...Fourth time, I think? |
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| 31 Dec 2012 05:18 PM |
Let's see.
PM64, SM64 (Sorta), NSMBU, SMG. |
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| 31 Dec 2012 05:21 PM |
| The Mushroom Kingdom had some quite big budget cuts lately. They should raise taxes. |
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CapRex213
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| 31 Dec 2012 06:07 PM |
| Actually, Peach just finds herself attracted to Bowser (and therefor sometimes runs off to his castle) because Mario's let himself go. He's fat and addicted to Shrooms, I mean, seriously. |
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| 31 Dec 2012 06:09 PM |
| And let's not forget Mario saves more than one girl on occasion. Who knows? His true love might be Pauline for all I care! And yes, she's still around as recent as the 2010's. |
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| 31 Dec 2012 06:09 PM |
| Yeah, Mario is secretly going out with the Spagetti Monster I herd. |
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gigabic
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| 31 Dec 2012 07:12 PM |
| Lol stockholm syndrome. Happens to fairies too (Artemis fowl refrence) |
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| 31 Dec 2012 07:20 PM |
@Giga
I've not seen an Artemis Fowl reference in... Ever. Good on you. |
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