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| 30 Dec 2012 07:41 AM |
| On Saturday, December 29th, three different Satanists, at different times, came to St. Peter's Basilica and hacked the server. They were reported by three Cardinals, a priest, a Swiss Guard, the pope, and the Chamberlain. Their server hacks made the reports lost. The first satanist to come was WhenYouRunYouDie. He began by saying "I love Satan". He was all pitch black, with a red St. Peter's upside-down t-shirt, and a circle-drooling like mouth. Cardinal SclachtKampf teleported to him and froze him. Then, the Cardinal teleported HRs and a Guardsmen to him. They questioned him, only to get "I love Satan" over and over. The pope began saying his words in Latin, but nothing worked. This all took place during a meeting with ShadowRaven99. Then, another Satanist, RATSwordsman, showed up. He hacked the server and banned everyone. Later, a new server started, and it was calm, quiet, and only Stati men there. Then came RATSwordsman and a new Satanist, xNOBODYxV2. We quickly kicked them. As of the next day, there was no word from the Satanists, or TBD. Are they related to TBD? Are they just trolls? Who knows. This could be the beginning of the Eighth Crusade. |
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teslobo
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| 30 Dec 2012 07:42 AM |
| I lol'd so hard, upon reading this. |
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DieSoft
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teslobo
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| 30 Dec 2012 07:42 AM |
| It was Ezio. Everyone knows the pope is a dastardly templar. |
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| 31 Dec 2012 07:41 AM |
| This is meant for Stati Pontifici members. That is why I copied the link onto the wall. So go mind your own business. |
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| 31 Dec 2012 07:45 AM |
| Bwahahahahahahah...Religious people are so ridiculously stupid and hilarious. |
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| 31 Dec 2012 07:46 AM |
| Perfecto exapmle of an atheist. |
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| 31 Dec 2012 07:54 AM |
| Actually, Lady slaughters children at midnight and spills their blood on the Cthulu. |
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| 31 Dec 2012 07:54 AM |
| shrine of Cthulu in her closet.* |
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FourWard
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| 06 Jan 2013 01:34 PM |
| Hi OP, no we are not related to TBD. Sorry to disappoint. |
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