Vektren
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:35 AM |
This was discussed at Outpost Wehine with GA earlier.
So ye, there's like a pack of coyotes in my neighborhood wandering around. I wouldn't mind this, except for the fact that these things can harm and potentially kill children and pets. The police already know about it and are to lazy to catch them.
So I'm either thinking about hunting or trapping. Which one? |
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AlexR1212
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:36 AM |
None of the above, you're going to get yourself killed.
Ya'll go hard, I go smart. |
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:37 AM |
| The obvious thing to do would be to order a gun and shoot them in the head. |
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Novarum
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Vektren
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:37 AM |
| I really don't think so. I've been hunting for the past four years, with the biggest game killed being a bobcat. And we have a few rifles in the closet. |
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fernak
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:37 AM |
outpost wehine sounds like outpost whine to me. |
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Novarum
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:38 AM |
| Wait, wait, wait! Why the hell are you asking C&G for advice? |
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:38 AM |
hunt them
Join The Grey Army today! |
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eskimo789
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Vektren
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:39 AM |
@Nov
Because I have nothing better to do with my time and I need something to amuse myself with.
I have a sanity probably lower than most of yours. C&G is probably a better place for me to ask for opinions rather than the places I do go. |
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LordHyx
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:40 AM |
| Trap them. Torture them. Shave them, remove their teeth, Declaw them and starve them. |
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Vektren
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:41 AM |
| Alright then Dear Leader. But I'll warn you that I may be inactive from Grey Army for a day or two. That mouse dissection wouldn't upload to YouTube because of explicit gore content, so I'm afraid you won't have the pleasure of watching me torture these poor beasts. |
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LordHyx
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:52 AM |
| Vektren, Live Leak. It works, it's beautiful. |
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Vektren
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:53 AM |
Alright.
Though do you have any suggestions on how I should cage them? |
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LordHyx
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:56 AM |
Hmmm
Okay, I've killed moles with this method.
Crush glass into powder, cook bread with that powder and flour, and feed it to them. Then it'll kill them from the inside out. |
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Vektren
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| 30 Dec 2012 04:59 AM |
I don't think coyotes are very fond of bread, but I'll still take a whack at it.
Though trapping them may involve shooting them.
What caliber would you like?
.45 ACP .40 .357 .30-6 .22
And I'm probably thinking that I'll trap them in the crawl space after I weld some iron bars onto the entrance.
Animal Rights groups would be tearing down my door. |
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LordHyx
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| 30 Dec 2012 05:01 AM |
| I don't think a .22 would do the trick. I have trouble killing rabbits with my .22, so Idk. |
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Vektren
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| 30 Dec 2012 05:03 AM |
Eh, .40 then. My M1 comes with a bayonet also.
I'll try, though I can't guarantee it'll come through. If I go hunting for them instead I'll shoot footage of that. |
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LordHyx
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| 30 Dec 2012 05:06 AM |
| No, much better to torture it ourselves. Have you ever electrocuted a fish with a car battery? It's fun. |
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Vektren
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| 30 Dec 2012 05:06 AM |
| My town has no such thing. |
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Vektren
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| 30 Dec 2012 05:08 AM |
Well.
I have pinned a hog down and tore it's tusks out with my hunting knife. |
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LordHyx
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| 30 Dec 2012 05:12 AM |
That sounds fun. My father refuses to take me hunting because I have a tendency to cut things open and play with their innards. And to the point that he's one of those "Animal rights" people. :c
that sounds fun though |
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Calvus
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| 30 Dec 2012 05:15 AM |
trap it then eat it alive "how do i eat it alive?" have it in a cage and take a fork and knife and start eating |
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LordHyx
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| 30 Dec 2012 05:15 AM |
| You could shave flesh from its leg as it howls and eat then. I suppose you're eating it alive. |
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