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| 29 Dec 2012 08:31 PM |
| The reason why outer space exists is that it is afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 08:32 PM |
| CHUCK NORRIS MAKES ONIONS CRY. |
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jimmy2054
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| 29 Dec 2012 08:32 PM |
Chuck Norris is cool.
That's a joke. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 08:54 PM |
| One time Chuck Norris lost both of his legs, but he was able to walk off the scene. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 08:55 PM |
Meep.
Funny, right guys? Right?!?! |
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Litemare
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| 29 Dec 2012 08:56 PM |
| IF you manage to crack Chuck Norris like a Russian doll, you'll find a smaller but tougher Chuck Norris inside( However no one is crazy to do such a thing...) |
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| 29 Dec 2012 08:56 PM |
| When Chuck Norris plays Battleship he plays it with the real US Navy. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 08:58 PM |
| The universe was made well before chuck Norris. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 08:58 PM |
| When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly it effects the world's economy. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 09:00 PM |
chuck norris is tough .. wait whos chuck norris ?
lol .. JK ! |
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| 29 Dec 2012 09:00 PM |
| If your working in the same office with Chuck Norris don't ask him for a three hole punch. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 09:01 PM |
| Chuck Norris is the reason WHY Waldo is hiding. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 09:01 PM |
Chuck Norris jokes were created by fat useless people playing WoW questing in the northern barrens, and yet these stale jokes are treated like internet royalty. -- LAA |
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| 29 Dec 2012 09:02 PM |
| When ghosts sit down at a campfire they tell stories of Chuck Norris... |
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| 29 Dec 2012 09:03 PM |
| When Chuck Norris plays pac man the ghosts stay in their box. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 09:03 PM |
| According to scientists nothing can escape a black hole, expect for Chuck Norris he eats them for breakfast and he says it tastes like chicken. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 09:04 PM |
| Chuck Norris is 72 and can kill us all; true fact |
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| 29 Dec 2012 09:05 PM |
| When Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars look both ways. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 09:07 PM |
| If you type in Google Search engine 'Chuck Norris' it will say either RUN BEFORE HE FINDS YOU, or please type in another person. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 09:11 PM |
| Chuck Norris doesn't reads books, he just stares down at the pages until he gets the information he needs. |
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