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| 27 Dec 2012 12:15 AM |
- Headache inducing graphics - TERRIBLE 3D DISPLAYS THAT MURDER YOUR EYEBALLS AND BRAINSTEMS - Display - Presentation - Gameplay - Controls
10/10 mediocre
-IGN |
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| 27 Dec 2012 12:16 AM |
I didn't see the end and I almost wanted to rip your eyes out.
Well played OP. |
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| 27 Dec 2012 02:37 AM |
| "This game is terrible. My daughter, upon picking up the controller, began to weep and threw herself out of a window. This game gets a shameful 8.8/10" |
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| 27 Dec 2012 03:59 AM |
Nintendo consoles always have atrociously outdated hardware.
yolo |
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| 27 Dec 2012 04:22 AM |
- Headache inducing graphics > 1080p is OBVIOUSLY horrible compared to the other consoles - TERRIBLE 3D DISPLAYS THAT MURDER YOUR EYEBALLS AND BRAINSTEMS > There's a magical thing called "optional" - Display > Same thing as graphics - Presentation > It was fine? - Gameplay > What's bad about it? - Controls > What's bad about it?
2/10 Try harder troll |
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| 27 Dec 2012 04:53 AM |
@Flare
OP's post is just another hate towards IGN which I think also sucks too. |
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| 27 Dec 2012 06:26 AM |
IGN:
A new arrival on the JRPG scene shows bad gameplay. It doesn't feature ANY Russians or Americans fighting, which is a proven formalue for ALL good developers. THERE ISN'T EVEN MULTIPLAYER.
0/10
- not cod - not cod - not cod
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| 27 Dec 2012 06:34 AM |
..Resisting swearing..
One can not SIMPLY become an Outlaw. I FIGHT FOR YOU. Did Somebody say ''Outlaw"?! |
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| 27 Dec 2012 02:02 PM |
@Overr
Trashes Nintendo Has yolo has a siggy
Please throw yourself out a window |
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| 27 Dec 2012 03:02 PM |
NINTENDO DOES NOT SUCK. HERE ARE THE REASONS
-the only reason handheld systems exist are because of gameboy -have you heard of the video game crash of 1983? -one of the only companies that doesnt rely on first person shooters to get money
the other reasons are opinions not facts
reason why your origional post is not true. those are Opinions and those are all only complaints about the 3DS |
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| 27 Dec 2012 03:08 PM |
why do you hate it cause
IT PRINTS MONEH :3 |
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| 27 Dec 2012 03:15 PM |
"IGN:
A new arrival on the JRPG scene shows bad gameplay. It doesn't feature ANY Russians or Americans fighting, which is a proven formalue for ALL good developers. THERE ISN'T EVEN MULTIPLAYER.
0/10
- not cod - not cod - not cod"
omf
THIS THIS THIS 100x THIS |
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| 27 Dec 2012 03:37 PM |
"the only reason handheld systems exist are because of gameboy"
Not quite. Mattel was the industry that introduced handheld systems and popularized them, not Nintendo.
"have you heard of the video game crash of 1983?"
Yes. That is, however, not relevant.
"one of the only companies that doesnt rely on first person shooters to get money"
Not only is the implication that all first person shooters are trash an arguably incorrect statement, but other consoles do have more variety in their games than Nintendo, which just sort of nullifies that accusation. |
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| 27 Dec 2012 04:28 PM |
Okay I don't even understand why this thread is a thing but whatever.
-Consoles 1. Each of Nintendo's consoles have brought a new concept in some way and had original designs. a. The only time that's changed has been in the DS series, which was because people liked the concept, and the Wii, which the Wii U does the redesigning it needed. b. Nintendo set trends that Sony and Microsoft took on in some form c. Nintendo releases consoles in somewhat a pattern that gives people enough time to enjoy and use a console to its full extent d. Each console had a new design for its controller -Game Variety 1. All genres that I can think of have games on a Nintendo console, and some genres are solely on Nintendo consoles a. Surgery Simulation (pretty great, actually) 2. Some games work better on a Wii a. Fitness games I. The Wii Balance Board allows people to keep track of their weight, keep track of their balance, and improve their balance. II. Wiimote allows the game to (somewhat faulity) keep track of the steps someone is taking when jogging 3. However, shooting games are probably the weakest point of all Nintendo consoles. -Handhelds 1. DS vs PSP a. PSP allows for personal music playing, video watching, radio listening, and being able to download content to your device. b. the DS, however, had more options for gameplay variety. 2. 3DS vs. PSP a. PSP still allows for personal video playing and radio listening, but there is still possibility that the 3DS soon gains this feature b. 3DS keeps a count of your steps and shares data with people you walk by without needing you to interact with them. 3. 3DS vs. Vita a. Already typed this out: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=85095546 -Nintendo's franchises 1. Claims of repetivity a. The only series that Nintendo produces that could be considered outright repetitive is the Mario series. I. Reasons are that the main series is a pretty simple game that most people can play (especially as an introduction to video games) II. The subseries that branched from it are normally pretty enjoyable, too. III. The main series would probably be considered considerably less repetitive if Miyamoto focused more on adding a decent plot to it. 2. Nintendo seems to have the widest variety of genres, plots, and gameplay in its franchises -Considered 'childish' 1. It has the largest amount of family friendly games on its consoles a. Many games that pretty much anyone can play are enjoyable, with most games of the same type on other consoles being pretty horrid b. Not everyone enjoys cursing and gore 2. The producers are pretty adorable a. if you saw most of the Nintendo segment at E3 I think you'd agree I. executives themselves coming out and having fun > celebrities being paid to go and perform -Other consoles' controllers are much better for shooters |
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| 05 Feb 2013 04:00 PM |
- Headache inducing graphics First, Nintendo doesn't launch their consoles & handhelds to get yourself a headache over the graphics. - TERRIBLE 3D DISPLAYS THAT MURDER YOUR EYEBALLS AND BRAINSTEMS First, what's so bad about the 3D displays & there's a thing called Health & Safety Information. - Display No, the display seems fine to me. - Presentation Unfortunely, you need to get yourself to learn more about Nintendo. - Gameplay No, no, no. What's so bad about the gameplay? I mean learn even harder about Nintendo. - Controls No, no, no. What's so bad about the controls? I mean you never learn how to control these things. |
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| 05 Feb 2013 05:34 PM |
@overr Tell that to the 16-bit era, 32/64-bit era, and 128-bit era
How are those a like?
Right, they were all more powerful then it's other competitors, in terms of hardware,
SNES > Genesis N64 > PS1 Gamecube > PS2.
~Crash is Best Bandicoot |
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| 05 Feb 2013 06:14 PM |
Can't spell ignorance without IGN -- Frosty! |
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