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| 25 Dec 2012 07:26 AM |
>gf is prego >we like to get kink-E anyway >one night things get particularly saucy >i'm sticking my noodle in there when i notice weird chunks coming out, so i turn on the lights >wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her perio d >i look up at her, and she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering >ohfkohfkohfkohfk >jump into my car and speed her to the hospital >she's still bleeding everywhere >by the time we get there, she isn't bleeding as much, but all color has drained and she looks colorless, almost transparent >dear god she's in a vegetative state >burst into the emergency room, talk to one of the doctors, explain everything >"i'm sorry sir, there's nothing we can do" >"WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!" >"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" >mfw
clans ok
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| 25 Dec 2012 07:31 AM |
LOL WHAT?
Ignorance is bliss |
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| 25 Dec 2012 07:32 AM |
@kashawn
prego is a kind of spaghetti sauce
get it now |
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samkhoa
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| 25 Dec 2012 07:50 AM |
isnt this ot
Expect the Eggheads. |
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| 25 Dec 2012 08:44 AM |
| may as well bump for the mornin' C&Gers |
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Vanhelius
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| 25 Dec 2012 08:47 AM |
You should do more of these.
Like write a book maybe.
Srs. |
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| 25 Dec 2012 08:48 AM |
just when i was about to throw up i got it
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| 25 Dec 2012 05:23 PM |
batman is night
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Xydrex
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