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| 25 Dec 2012 05:02 AM |
Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here. Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this most festive season please, don't be a jerk.
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do.
But the world does not revolve around you.
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas.
There's a sign above the line that says "Express".
That means ten items or less.
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas.
Be nice to babies and animals,
Old folks too.
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe.
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas.
When others are talking
never interrupt.
Don't put people down
or leave the toilet seat up.
It's the time for family
and holly and turkey.
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky!
Don't dig in the cereal box
for goodness sake.
Take the prize
and leave me nothing but flakes.
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas.
Santa brought nearly every gift
on your list.
Why whine about the one
that he missed?
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas.
It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas. |
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| 25 Dec 2012 05:07 AM |
@All
Don't be Jerks.its Cristmas |
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