joshua934
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:09 AM |
At night, with a gift bag. Face it, hes a robber, I would take my trusty metal bat under my bed and beat the living h ll outta that man.
I aint got time for bad guys ( Rob bers ) on Christmas. Especially the big red chubby ones.
Now watch as people under 14 ish post saying " DONT HET SANTA HE REAL OMG!!11!!1!! "
Lol.
Love ruining Christmas for youth who must grow up at one point.
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:10 AM |
And sometimes... The bat is the wrong choice. |
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Saus
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:12 AM |
Santa is real.
I'm just too lazy to explain right now.
Basically, it's a spirit of giving and joy, not a physical person. Kay.
And I'm 16.
So, your point ("watch people under 14 post OMG DONT HURT SANTA HE'S REAL")= invalid
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:13 AM |
| not if he kills you first for seeing him |
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:14 AM |
| anta is fake and if that happen I will take my pistol out and shoot him in what boys need to have kids |
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joshua934
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:15 AM |
@Children.
16 and still believing huh? Or are you just acting like other halfwits on this game?
To easy to tell...
And kills me? Ha, oh please. A man of that size won't be able to run after me for very long you know.
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:17 AM |
| Santa's real. He's your mother or father :3 lol jk thats a lie the older people tell the younger ones to break their spirits. Santa is real all right, but to tell the truth he lives by our belief in christmas. Santa is a source of joy for children, not some magic gift dispenser. Take away the joy, and Santa is nothing. Add in more joy, and Santa just becomes that much greater. |
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joshua934
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:27 AM |
My joy in life is to see others pain.
Fun really. |
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Zebah87
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:32 AM |
| You'd figure Santa would've been shot by some redneck by now |
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:33 AM |
| Zebah said what I was thinking.. |
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xjayx
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Scarfflip
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:35 AM |
| I would get my AR-15 Semi automatic assault rifle and see if he likes the taste of full metal jacket! |
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:37 AM |
@joshua
#Christians,Jews,Muslims,hindus are real people too |
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joshua934
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:38 AM |
| Well... I was born a hunter, and I love hunting deer. Never tried on a glowing red one that flys before... Hold on, gonna go make a troll thread to ruin kids Christmas... Keep an eye out for a shooting of Santas Reindeer thread. |
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