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| 24 Dec 2012 11:33 PM |
Twas the night before Christmas And all of 4chan Was asleep in their threads Being careful to not get a ban. For they knew the next day Would decide their fate /v/ proclaimed: "It's worth the weight". Dawn arrived and the boards sprang up. The mods yawned and awoke. They all anticipated to see If this was all a Christmas joke. Suddenly a flash went all through the site! Was it a DDoS attack? No! There was Santa Claus, beard and all, Hollering out his trademark Ho Ho Ho! All the good boards would get gifts this year! Everyone shouted in glee! Yes, gifts for all except /b/ Who got coal for posting CP. To tell St. Nick of all their wishes Every board got on his lap. /m/ got an airplane. /co/ got an action figure. /h/ needed to fap. Every board got what they wanted. For Santa had many a trick. Even /d/ got her wish when she said "Santa-kun! Give me a ****" All of the boards came and went. But there was one more prancer. One of the younger boards, /mlp/ Who all the others say has cancer. Santa was tired from all his work. He felt like a tub of lard. He sighed and said, "What do you want for Christmas?" The little board thought hard.
He did not want Who Pudding or Who Hash. He did not want a gift card or cash. He knew what he wanted. He said it in a flash! "I want to *** inside Rainbow Dash". |
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Skellor
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:40 PM |
| Ewwww why would they do that to me. |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:41 PM |
Poor /b/ -- ≈YA KNUW HAOW MUSSH AH PIZZUH CAWSTS LIEK TEN BUCKS≈ |
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spink00
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:41 PM |
tl;dr
They want to do a certain something in RD.
aka white |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:46 PM |
| i can't believe they want to do that to me 0_o |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:54 PM |
| scarred for life because of those naughty people |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:55 PM |
I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU SO MUCH
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:59 PM |
| I can deal with someone calling another stupid. |
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| 25 Dec 2012 12:00 AM |
Good Because you are really stupid. |
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