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| 24 Dec 2012 10:15 PM |
on december 3rd, 2014, purchase a ticket to key west, florida go to miami, florida, and sell the ticket to the 19th homeless person you meet for seventy nine cents in mexican money trade the mexican money for honduras money at a bank in honduras go to a beach in washington, usa dig seventy nine holes three inches wide, 3 inches long, and 900 feet deep in the 38th hole, bury the honduras money except for 2 cents fill each hole with strawberry yogurt and/or melted pistachio ice cream go to the nearest flea market by foot running there every other half mile hug the first 13 people you see pickpocketing every 3rd person use the money you get to buy a bucket full of clams eat 1/4th of the clams and dump the rest out put the 2 cents of honduras money in the bucket squeeze all the remaining clams and any liquid that comes out put it in your hair rub it in and do not wash your hair for 18 years after that and then go to the beach where you buried the seventy seven cents of honduras money and eat all the remaining strawberry yogurt and melted pistachio revealing the honduras money bring the honduras money to the nearest dollar general and throw them at the first cashier you see beat up the cashier and kill them then plant a timed bomb in the storage room run to las vegas after buying some fashionable nike shoes just to feed them to your grandmother when you reach las vegas take off all of your clothing and run into the nearest walmart get a job as a cashier there and steal as much money from the cash register as possible use the money to buy several cowboy hats donate the cowboy hats to an animal shelter and set on fire the nearest building to the animal shelter move to new york city and change your cut your hair to be exactly 3.2 centimeters long change your name to el noah quincy and purchase a bag of gummy bears from the closest grocery store to your house eat all of the red ones in the package and donate the rest of the bag to a homeless shelter as well as all q-tips in your possession dirty or not destroy all remnants of your past
at 3:59 am, 7th of april 2020 you will find a winning lottery ticket in your mail! |
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| 24 Dec 2012 10:16 PM |
I'm not gonna read this
Carcinogens everywhere |
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gamer961
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| 24 Dec 2012 10:19 PM |
| don't you guys want a winning lottery ticket? |
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| 24 Dec 2012 10:22 PM |
@thegreat
i correctly predicted that as a tl;dr video
how original is ot today |
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marshsay
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| 20 Jun 2017 04:13 AM |
you guys have been keeping up with this right how far along are you |
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McYash
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