Vanhelius
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| 24 Dec 2012 01:00 PM |
Cutting my way out of Team Domino underworld.
Teaching his girl scout troupe, the 'vanhelettes', a fire safety tip: grizzly RATs burn.
Fighting off Vaktus while simultaneously having my hair cut.
Single handedly wiping out the Indonesian berzerker shark (and making it cry).
Retrieving a stolen puck from a thieving tortoise, despite its thirty minute head start.
Inventing the ancient and mystical Wabate fighting style after kicking a chair across the room in a frustrated rage. My complete Wabate course includes Vanhelius Wabate Pills, which triple the size of your pancreas, and Vanhelius Pain Tonic, which completely masks the feeling of your internal organs shutting down.
Becoming the wealthiest man in the western hemisphere.
Firebombing Woodstock from a helicopter.
Being in no way involved with the explosive death of British Dogonaut Robin Imaclon, and not in fact being anywhere near the launch site at the time.
Introducing better advertising plans in an effort to stop the war between everyone and JC.
Publishing a special number of his magazine (With a price of 20 cents, even though it was demanded to be free) to answer questions made by his fans about, among other things, playing RO-Alternative-BLOX on Mac.
Blowing up Mars using an Apple product called the iBlewupmars. |
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Vanhelius
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| 24 Dec 2012 01:01 PM |
| Now I think you should consider joining The Triarch. |
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Vanhelius
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| 24 Dec 2012 01:12 PM |
@ Fan club member.
I clawed out of your underworld with my BARED DARNED HANDS.
No admin abuse there mate. |
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| 24 Dec 2012 01:17 PM |
a ego-tastic list full of notable achievements, most of which are stupid, with no legitimate relevance to C&G, followed by a request to join a clan i dont care about.
ok |
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Vanhelius
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| 24 Dec 2012 01:18 PM |
my bare darned hands say that everything there is relevant.
Definitely mate. |
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| 24 Dec 2012 01:20 PM |
"Blowing up Mars using an Apple product called the iBlewupmars."
if you're going to make a list of horribly faked notable achievements, atleast have there be a reason (ie im leaving, recruit me, etc) instead of just doing it for your apparently huge ego |
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Vanhelius
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| 24 Dec 2012 01:23 PM |
I am Vanhelius
Primarch of The Triarch
Scotto-English.
AND THE GUY WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE TO THE GROUND.
I am showing my great and fantastic leadership skills to people join.
Mate. |
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| 24 Dec 2012 01:24 PM |
| you seem to have too low of an iq to contemplate anything which i have said. |
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Vanhelius
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| 24 Dec 2012 01:25 PM |
You clearly can't understand that my sanity is missing.
have you seen it? |
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| 24 Dec 2012 01:28 PM |
you seem perfectly sane
you're just stupid |
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Vanhelius
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| 24 Dec 2012 01:29 PM |
Explain A* exam results that I have?
You are clearly a Hippie.
PREPARE TO MEET BRITISH JUSTICE! |
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