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| 24 Dec 2012 11:45 AM |
Simple Rp again
No CS
Normal type of rules.
The bar was a old type of wooden bar, flap doors. It was night and the drinks were made to get you drunk easily.
The bar is empty, the cold winds blow through the medium sized windows as the moon shines through too.
RP what would've happened back then in a Cowboy bar.
Go.
It doesn't matter who we are... what matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the visor - Bane |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:46 AM |
(Hope this works. I am trying to make simple RP's that don't fail)
It doesn't matter who we are... what matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the visor - Bane |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:46 AM |
| I punch the doors open so hard they just make a crack in the wall they hit. I go take a seat and sigh. "The usual, bartender." I tell him. |
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duck14
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:48 AM |
| I walk in after SP but I don't open the door as hard. I walk over to the bar. "Get me your strongest in stock." I tell the bartender. |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:48 AM |
A T.Rex walks into the bar, and eats the bartender, then drinks root b33r.
Lots of root b33r.
He goes on a sugar rush.
And people die.
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:49 AM |
| I look over at the Tyrannosaurus Rex. "Didn't those got extinct over a couple million years ago?" |
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CuteKatz
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:49 AM |
| I gracefully walk in with my graceful hair in a gracefully pretty bun. Then I gracefully go sit somewhere asking for some ROLO milk. |
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Recesity
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:50 AM |
Recesity shoots random people.
"Hm. B33r really is blocked." Says Recesity as he shoots random people.
He then shoots random people. |
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duck14
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:50 AM |
| I look over and reply. "They sure will go extinct now." As I slowly pick up my handgun. |
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CuteKatz
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:51 AM |
| I finish the yummy milk and start listening to dubstep & dance crazily. |
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GenFears
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:52 AM |
A man, clearly from Germany, walks in. He has a Dreyse needle gun. Walking to the bar, he shoots the dinosaur which then explodes into nonexistence.
'An educated people can be easily governed.'--Frederick The Great |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:53 AM |
| This T.rex is no ordinary T.Rex, for it is a magical T.Rex, that cannot die, but he likes Root B33r. |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:53 AM |
| Snakehunt leaves this thread, because it has gone idiotic. |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:54 AM |
A burly woman crashes through the wall beside the entrance. I walk hand-in-hand with the woman, standing only at about 20 inches. The burly woman removes my pacifier, and we both take a seat at the bar.
"Get me... your largest bottle of milk," I say. |
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duck14
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:55 AM |
| I walk out of the bar and sigh. "I never got my drink because of all of the commotion." |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:55 AM |
| I look over and use...something to make the Tyrannosaurus Rex go to Gap World, where there is nothing but three things: Purple, Eyes, and Purple eyes. |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:55 AM |
| I walk in with just a tri-shot revolver. "This isn't a hold up. Just give me something sweet." I request in a stern tone. |
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duck14
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:56 AM |
| I look at the destroyed building and decide I should go back in. |
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CuteKatz
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:56 AM |
| I get tired and stop being all Dubsteppy then sit down. "Gimme some more of the Rolo." I say. I gulp it down and get bored |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:58 AM |
| I walk in and demand to know where I can buy a gun bigger than the one I am carrying, which I display, it is a double barrelled shotgun. After which I decide instead upon sitting down and drinking with everyone else. |
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duck14
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:59 AM |
| I find a piano and start playing. |
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| 24 Dec 2012 11:59 AM |
| I look over at disgracedbeaver and notice his gun. "You askin' for a brawl, pal?" I question him, taking out a triple barreled shotgun. |
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| 24 Dec 2012 12:02 PM |
"Triple barrel versus beaver boy? This is gonna be a hell of a fight?" I utter.
Go ahead,make my day. -Dirty Harry |
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| 24 Dec 2012 12:03 PM |
| I turn slowly to face SP2398 and say: yeah sure, I could go for a good fight. I stand up laying my shotgun on the table and raise my fists. |
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| 24 Dec 2012 12:04 PM |
(yay, simple roleplays rock)
It doesn't matter who we are... what matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the visor - Bane |
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