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24 Dec 2012 09:13 AM
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. When I finished my 32 hour workout I called one of the girls I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my lovestick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at it. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch monster is going inside of her, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m ******* her and she has 30,000 orgqsms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my lovestick. There had to have been about two pints of come everywhere. People say I **** like a star, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home
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hardcore man
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I laughed so hard at this XDDDDD
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LOL OMG

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i got wet
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