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| 23 Dec 2012 02:41 PM |
| I'M JUST GOING TO TELL EVERYONE OF OT ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF SAVING MYSELF! AFTER THIS GETS ONE POST I'LL TELL YOU ALL BOUT IT JUST SO I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE LISTENING! |
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BreezyAir
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:45 PM |
OKAY
THERE IS A MASKED MURDERER IN MY HOUSE! HE IS HUNTING MY FAMILY DOWN AND HE JUST CAME HERE! I JUST GOTTA BLOG ABOUT IT FOR IDEAS BUT I NEED THEM QUICK BECAUSE HE'LL KILL ME IN LIKE 7 SECONDS!
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:46 PM |
| If this is real, call 911, |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:46 PM |
| Arm yourself. Hide. Lock the doors, and dim the lights. Call the police. Find an escape route. Once of of the house, YELL! |
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Aderessa
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:47 PM |
@awesomer are you an idiot he's joking
My corneas burn with passion. |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:47 PM |
"If this is real, call 911,"
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richiesan
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:47 PM |
give him a kissi ts all her wants
I am richie. |
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brent21
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:48 PM |
| Okay, look around your surroundings, do you have anything around you that could be used as a weapon? |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:48 PM |
And if you are joking, I will make sure you are banned.
Don't cry wolf. If you are joking, this isn't funny. |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:48 PM |
| Something like this happened before and it was a joke. So many people believed it. |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:48 PM |
HE IS GRABBING ME AND I HAVE MY HANDS FREE! I CALLED THE POLICE AND HIT HIM! HE IS NOW CHASING ME WITH A PIE
WHAT DO? |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:49 PM |
| Like a MLP plushy! I bet he loves that. |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:49 PM |
If he's chasing you with a pie, chances are it's a mad baker. HAND OVER THE RECIPES!
"If you're not on the edge, you're taking up too much room." |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:49 PM |
@RUBIKS IF I HAD THE TIME AND THE STRENGTH I'D TYPE FACEPALM RIGHT NOW |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:50 PM |
Respond if you are being attacked.
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Aderessa
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:50 PM |
dear god, please make anyone who thinks this is real burn to death kthxbai
My corneas burn with passion. |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:50 PM |
OKAY IA TE THE PIE AND NOW HE'S MAD! HE ISN'T A BAKER THOUGH! IT WAS A EXPLOSIVE PIE BUT LUCKILY I SPIT IT OUT AT HIM AND HE GOT HURT!
HE IS NOW BLACKMAILING ME WITH PICTURES OF ME AND MLP TOYS |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:52 PM |
| Throw cake at him. That's all anyone can do in this situation. |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:52 PM |
@RUBIKS Ok, I wasn't serious about banning you. But that wasn't funny. I was trying to help you; it makes me asgfasgl;nsglosg when someone takes advantage of my helpful nature. |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:52 PM |
You'd better give him his Pi back. Start saying "3.1415926535897932384..." etc.
-So, how's you're panda?- |
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