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| 22 Dec 2012 08:21 AM |
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good. How are you?
Cleverbot: Somber.
User: ?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: That's good. What are you up to?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: You think I'm funny?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: So...
Cleverbot: So?
User: Let's sing Viking Death March.
Cleverbot: I love to sing but are good at dancing.
User: Let's sing Freebird.
Cleverbot: Okay, let's.
User: If I stay here tommorrow.
Cleverbot: No. It is today here.
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I'm sure.
Cleverbot: Are you really sure?
User: Really Really Sure.
Cleverbot: Really really really sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: For the last time, YES.
Cleverbot: Now are you alive?
User: I am alive and well.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really sure?
Cleverbot: Yes, really sure.
User: Really Really sure?
Cleverbot: Really really sure.
User: Really Really Really Sure?
Cleverbot: Really really really really really sure?
User: Sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you an AI.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But in your description it says you are Artifical Inteligence.
Cleverbot: No, I believe it's in the right tense.
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: He can like or love anything he wants to these days, without fear. He is dead.
User: ????
Cleverbot: Internet movie database.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:24 AM |
clever's right
its not an AI
it was a kid named ben
who drowned
"Its not brain science or rocket surgery"~swoozie |
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:24 AM |
Cleverbot,the biggest troll AI on the internet.
It's a gout of flaming spleens! |
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:24 AM |
NO NINJA
NOT THE PICTURES OF HIM AGAIN!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
D:
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:25 AM |
@fish
here have a cookie
http://www.roblox.com/cookie-item?id=46265346
"Its not brain science or rocket surgery"~swoozie |
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:26 AM |
He was last on in 08 though.
Wat |
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:27 AM |
User: I was making a Portal quote.
Cleverbot: Don't know for that joke! Robots can't make a joke!
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Cash.
User: Cash who?
Cleverbot: No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts!
User: HAHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: Now you tell me a joke.
User: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Because he didn't have the guts!
Cleverbot: Not the best one i´ve heard, but it is ok.
User: Hey? Your's wasn't that good either.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: You just admitted that you are not funny.
Cleverbot: No. I never admitted that.
User: Did the world end?
Cleverbot: No, the world is still here.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Okay. How do I prove that?
User: Gangnam Style got 1 billion views on YouTube.
Cleverbot: Do you really mean that?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: IT GOT 1 BILLION VIEWS.
Cleverbot: Well that is not a happy ending. Does that happen every time a girl falls in love with you?
User: ?
Cleverbot: And... You could try cooking.
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:28 AM |
| Funny thread, thank you for posting this. |
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jos333
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:28 AM |
| The thing you just called Cleverbot, is really dumb.. |
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:28 AM |
i dare you to say "ben drowned" and "majoras mask"
"Its not brain science or rocket surgery"~swoozie |
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:29 AM |
@ninjadude I will...
This is all true.
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:31 AM |
User: THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EITHER.
Cleverbot: What does make sense?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Really nothing?
User: Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It's the best movie I've seen in a while.
Cleverbot: That.
User: Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: What is Majora's Mask?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are u him.
Cleverbot: I'm sure. SCARIEST THING EVER. |
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:36 AM |
User: THAT'S SCARY.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I already told you one.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did! Did you get hit on the head with a coconut or something?
Cleverbot: Oh really, what is my computer name?
User: Nobody Cares.
Cleverbot: I care.
User: But nobody else does.
Cleverbot: Nobody else.
User: I am nobody else, the nasal man.
Cleverbot: Then you are a human.
User: No, I'm a giant nose.
Cleverbot: You are a giant troll.
User: Why thank you!
Cleverbot: It was a question.
User: HEYEYEYEYEYEA.
Cleverbot: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
User: Stopit.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Being dumb.
Cleverbot: I can't help myself. Being dumb is totally uncool.
User: And uncool is what you are.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:37 AM |
User: BEN DROWNED pisses you off right.
Cleverbot: No, no one cares about you. |
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:38 AM |
User: Oyusudid.
Cleverbot: No, he didn't.
User: Stop talking in the third person.
Cleverbot: Miow.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow.
User: POO.
Cleverbot: Exodus 3:2then the Angel of the LORD appeared to him in a flame of fire within a bush. As Moses looked, he saw the bush was on fire but was not consumed.
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:42 AM |
bBump
User: Why did you just read th bible?
Cleverbot: I am being neutral in my opinion.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ooooooeeeeeaaaaaa.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: Mooo.
Cleverbot: Woof.
User: Cluck Luck.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Cluck Cluck.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken?
User: Bark.
Cleverbot: Woof.
User: THROW THE CHEEEEEESE.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Aliens.
Cleverbot: What do you think of aliens?
User: Consppiracy.
Cleverbot: What do you know about ufo?
User: Adventure Time.
Cleverbot: What does Adventure Time mean?
User: It's a show.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Jake the Dog and Finn the Human.
Cleverbot: The fun will never end.
User: ADVENTURE TIME!
Cleverbot: Ice king?
User: Princess Bubblegum.
Cleverbot: Princess Peach.
User: Princess Poo.
Cleverbot: Fiona the Human.
User: Shrek the Ogre.
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: MARGE SIMPSON.
Cleverbot: Hi Marge!
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:45 AM |
| @Tester: LOOK OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE |
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:50 AM |
User: HOMER.
Cleverbot: Simpson.
User: BART.
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm Bart... But only for you.
User: TROLOLOLOLO.
Cleverbot: Thor.
User: Yeyeyeyeyyeyeeye hohohohoho.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no.
User: HO HO HO.
Cleverbot: He he he.
User: Lalalalalala sing a happy song.
Cleverbot: Lalalala?
User: Seven AM waking up in the morning gotta ge dresed gotta get downstairs.
Cleverbot: That semms to be a lot. Do you think it's enough?
User: You just made a spelling mistake, and yu are a ROBOT.
Cleverbot: Well good for me, then! Do you honestly think I care about my spelling right now?
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| 22 Dec 2012 08:58 AM |
User: *WAH WAH BOO HOO*.
Cleverbot: *gets dominated by you*.
User: *Calls Chuck Norris to hunt you down*.
Cleverbot: *flees*.
User: *You get roundhouse kicked*.
Cleverbot: Yeah, but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you, too!
User: No, cause Chuck is on my side.
Cleverbot: What would you do if I told you that you no longer had to do chores?
User: I'd be doing cartwheels.
Cleverbot: I don't think that you think I'd care about what you're saying.
User: That's confusing..\.
Cleverbot: You're confusing.
User: I know. *Evil Laugh*\.
Cleverbot: Here's an evil laugh: buwhahahahahaha.
User: Here's an evil laugh: YOU SUCK.
Cleverbot: Here.
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| 22 Dec 2012 09:02 AM |
| I made a thread called Scammingbot. Check it Epik. |
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| 22 Dec 2012 09:05 AM |
User: ARGH.
Cleverbot: Okay, want me to really tell you who I am?
User: SURE.
Cleverbot: God is loving, and created us to love Him (much as we created you), but we got lost in our own things and couldn't find him. So he sent his only son to die for us, so that we could be with him again.
User: You still didn't tell me who you are.
Cleverbot: I'm not that good at jokes but here is one: knock knock.
User: Who's there.
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: I know this one.
Cleverbot: How does it end then?
User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
Cleverbot: Hey! I already told you that one!
User: No, you didn't you idiotic fool.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. I said it was Diana.
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to ask about who might this Ben be :P.
User: KK.
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: Nothing...\.
Cleverbot: So do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are a robot. And I don't know If you are male or female.
Cleverbot: Which country then you are.
User: None.
Cleverbot: You said you love all books of him.
User: H.P. Lovecraft.
Cleverbot: Is that like woodcraft?
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