yosher21
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| 15 Apr 2011 12:49 PM |
(NOTE: If you don't have a sense of humor, don't bother starting to read this.)
Welcome to the ultimate war clan guide! Here, I'll guide you to make the best popular clan possible! Just follow these simple steps!
Step 1. Naming the clan-Advertisements
Naming the clan, but you don't want to think too much? Just think of some random letters, with a meaning that makes no sense! *coughF.E.A.R.cough* Like this: C.N.Z.F.(Coolest Non-noob Zombie Fright) ISN'T THAT COOL? OMGOMGOMG, YES IT IS!
For advertisements, don't think too much. Just draw some characters and one of them is a "noob"! Make the group members look extremely cool, and your ad will be soooo awesome, that everyone will be convinced immideatly and they'd be crazy NOT to waste their time on some virtual group!
Step 2. Raising the group's fame
Your clan might be going well now, but there's only one thing missing: FAME!(and that will always be true. hahahaha.) HOWEVER, THERE'S ONE WAY! Promise people you'll do anything for them if they join your group, and voila! You've got famous people into your "awesome" group! Just ask(beg) them to join, and there! You've got your clan famous!
Step 3. War
When there's war between your enemies and your clan, start by making immature insults! Half of them will retreat, and it's the ultimate way to gain victory because your clan is sooo mature, they will be too afraid to fight!
How to beat the other half? "raid" their virtual fortress, and they'll be beaten immideatly because your clan is so pwnsome, they'll be killed! Even though they respawn can come back to fight more, they'll retreat!
Step 4. Taking care of haters
If anyone gives you bad comments, disable them. Don't allow non-members to talk on the group wall, because that's the toughest and most mature way to deal with them! Also, "hire" your clan to "raid" their places while no one is there, and if they leave, the place will be free again! It's the best way to deal with haters!
Now you're ready to start your own war clan! Now get out there and make me proud!
(warning: lives, and friends not included, and you won't get your wasted time back.) |
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nuke98
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yosher21
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| 15 Apr 2011 12:54 PM |
| Bump, this thread just can't die! |
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yosher21
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| 15 Apr 2011 01:11 PM |
Well, I was going to troll you, but then I read the post, and I realised that it WAS for the lulz. This is win... Sooo much win |
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| 15 Apr 2011 01:21 PM |
At first I was like "This is gonna be horrible..."
But after reading it, I literaly bursted out with laughter. XD
It would actually be funny if anyone ever attempted to try these steps for their clan. XD |
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yosher21
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| 15 Apr 2011 01:22 PM |
| Thanks for all the positive posts. |
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yosher21
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| 30 Aug 2012 11:20 AM |
NO
THIS IS GOLD!
GO AWAY EPIC.
Why so serious? |
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| 30 Aug 2012 11:21 AM |
Had to laugh
~ *You can call me the Troll Master* ~ |
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| 30 Aug 2012 11:22 AM |
Wrong forum much?
~ The epic duck of RT ~ |
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iStall
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| 30 Aug 2012 11:22 AM |
has to be pinned in C&G naoo...
pretty pls with a cherry on top. |
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| 16 Dec 2012 12:26 AM |
| This is a ok guide but I don't thinkit is a really honourable way to defeat your enemies......And i don't think you should promise them anything.... |
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RESAMGH
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| 16 Dec 2012 12:29 AM |
| This is the best guide ever. |
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| 21 Dec 2012 06:59 AM |
here ar som ways not to die by zombies 1. glitchs LOOK FOR GLITCHS NOOBS 2. gear pack up on som gear and find a game u can use gear on u freaking noob |
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Datasushi
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| 21 Dec 2012 07:02 AM |
| Came to troll a C&G'er, but this was actually funny. |
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