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| 15 Dec 2012 03:13 PM |
"Steady, steady!"
Waving gestures to the 2 helicopters lowering the unnaturally large hormone-injested pine tree's bulk, ChineseFanboy gets it within the RP Lobby Room with a few feet to spare.
Earlier that day, they borrowed some explosives from the office's Zombie-apocalypse section to blow out a temporary hole in the roof so that they could fit the tree for the sake of the occasion.
As the tow lines are cut and the helos fly off, some kids from the magic school for the gifted across the street come in and search through the books for some untanglement spell to use on the bulk of Christmas lights strewn across the floor.
The secretary on the head desk was busy herding collabs, so ChineseFanboy gets on the PA to shout for some extra hands.
"Anyone with spare time, get your butt over to the main lobby to get the ornaments up.
And someone find a turkey for the dinner. Maybe just shoot an animal from the warrior cats and pass it off as steak, I don't care." |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:21 PM |
Codemonkey held up a dead cat and the rifle used to dispatch it
"Oh....this was a player....whoopsies" He tossed the rifle aside and strode into the main lobby.
"CHRIST.....WHY IS IT SO BIG? I COME BACK HERE AFTER LIKE 2 MONTHS...." He then looks over at Chinesefanboy "Did our budget increase? We could only afford the little charlie brown tree last year" |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:25 PM |
"We got funded from those power schools and werewolf/vampire academies down the block, so we're good.
Any ways, you going to work on untangling those lights?" |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:27 PM |
| Bebi was hungover in the sprew of boxes of decorations. |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:30 PM |
"GO HOME, BEBI
YOU ARE DRUNK" |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:40 PM |
| AbCatchem waves to Bebi and then walks up to the tree and climbs into it. |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:51 PM |
I wore an ugly sweater depicting a reindeer getting punched in the face.
I looked around.
"So, again, remind me why we're putting a tree inside and putting lights on it? It's like, we've already killed it by chopping it down, and we're mocking it further by putting lights and glass bulbs on it." |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:52 PM |
I reappeared behind username "Incidentally that's also what I did to my targets when I was a career hitman" |
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AbCatchem
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:55 PM |
| AbCatchem is still in the tree, climbing up to the sturdier branches and making camp. "It's so great to have an actual house!" She calls down. |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:56 PM |
| "I live inside of a dead whale, you're the lucky one." |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:56 PM |
| Spiderpig2398 popped out from a falling hat. "It's that time again, isn't it? I also dislike that way of travel, but 's efficient." He says, tapping his hat. |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:57 PM |
| "Is it decayed or does said whale provide enough resources and protection?" |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:57 PM |
| "I travel by saying where I want to go inside of my fez and then I Go there, I think Satan does it." |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:58 PM |
| "I've heard whale oil burns quite nicely." |
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| 15 Dec 2012 03:59 PM |
| "Actually, it's a godlike whale that hasn't moved for thousands of years, it's dead, but at any moment it could come back to live and it would obliterate me, but then I would regenerate into another guy with a different accent and a different suit." |
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| 15 Dec 2012 04:02 PM |
"Hm, interesting. Maybe I should do something extraordinary," I say while getting out some hedge clippers. "Like begin trimming the tree!"
Snip.
Snip. |
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| 15 Dec 2012 04:03 PM |
| "Yes, Whale Oil burns quite nicely, I haven't bought a lightbulb in eight years." |
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| 15 Dec 2012 04:03 PM |
"I live inside a box," I said.
I sipped a mug of cocoa, which appeared in my hand magically.
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| 15 Dec 2012 04:04 PM |
| I randomly fall from the sky, "Hi people!"I say while falling.I hit the ground with a 'SPLAT!' and my blood n' guts start squirming around. |
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| 15 Dec 2012 04:04 PM |
| "I live in a... Huh, I forgot where I live." I state, "Man, this amnesia problem isn't really working well on this end." |
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| 15 Dec 2012 04:05 PM |
| A person comes out of nowhere and cleans up the corpse. 'Being a serf and a knight isn't easy...' |
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| 15 Dec 2012 04:05 PM |
| I pull out a flask with a piece of masking tape with "Buuze" crudely drawn on it and take a swig, putting it back inside my coat. |
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| 15 Dec 2012 04:06 PM |
| "YOU CRETIN!" Ab screeches like a harpy from her perch, "Why do you vandalize my home?!" |
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