GUESTHAXX
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| 11 Dec 2012 08:05 PM |
[Slender Got Jumped By Grandma]
Walking in the forest on Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Grandma, But as for me and Slender, we believe.
He'd been chasing me too long, And I begged him stop. But he remembered his lust for killing, And he staggered after me.
When Grandpa found him on Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack. He had rolling pin prints on his forehead, And incriminating "Granny got guns" marks on his back.
Slender got jumped by a grandma, Walking in the forest on Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Grandma, But as for me and Slender, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Grandma, She's been taking this so well. See her out there hunting Jason, Drinking eggnog and playing blackjack with my bro Slendy.
Poor Slender.
[Slenderclaws Is Coming To Town]
You better watch out You better not cry Better not forget to lock and load I'm telling you why Slenderclaws is coming to town Slenderclaws is coming to town Slenderclaws is coming to town
He's making a list And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's dead or alive Slenderclaws is coming to town Slenderclaws is coming to town Slenderclaws is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've took his notes or not So be lock and load for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry Better not forget to lock and load I'm telling you why Slenderclaws is coming to town Slenderclaws is coming to town Slenderclaws is coming to town
[Slendy The Content Deleted Title] On a foggy night in Early September there was a scream in the forest.. All was scared in this evil forest.. Not a soul in sight.. But there was one who was following you, his name is:
Slendy the 8ft moron had a 1 gallon head and peanut sized brain and came up next to me and said; "I L!K3 T@T0 ToT05!!!!" I kicked him in the [Blank] and he fell to the ground screaming;
Thud Thud Thud coming after me; Thud Thud Thud wanting my soul; Thud Thud Thud O! who could it be; Thud Thud Thud He here.
Thud, thud, THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD; Oh lord please help me while I'm trapped in this cabin signing;
" Slendy the 8ft moron had a 1 gallon head and peanut sized brain and came up next to me and said; "I L!K3 T@T0 ToT05!!!!" "
Thud Thud Thud O! who could it be; Claakuk O! what to do with this gun.. Bang-Bang-Bang chase slender with it
Bang-Bang-Bang shooting his back. Bang-Bang-Bang shooting his back. Bang-Bang-Bang Blew his arms off. Bang-Bang-click O! I'm out ammo... Thud-Thud-Thud He's chasing me...
Slendy the 8ft moron had a 1 gallon head and peanut sized brain and came up next to me and said; "I L!K3 T@T0 ToT05!!!!" Right before he hit me.
[Totally lame.]
We scream Ice cream, You scream Ice cream, WE ALL SCREAM- Slender!?
First time typing a parody of a song.. some aren't that good.. sorry.
Post YOUR Slender carol.
Rules: Must be a parody of a REAL song, either post the link to it or the songs name.
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Jared343
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| 11 Dec 2012 08:15 PM |
| Big ups for being a Slenderman bandwagoner. |
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| 11 Dec 2012 08:26 PM |
LOL
I WOULD POST BUT NO.....nah, I won't say why. I'll get mad and throw the computer out the window.
I'll post tomorrow.
~That's for me to know, and you to never find out. |
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GUESTHAXX
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| 11 Dec 2012 08:34 PM |
Aww fire, you make good parody's...
Okay... IF you don't I'll remind you!
~Uncle B.U.M.P Wants YOU!, BUMP TODAY!~ |
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GUESTHAXX
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| 11 Dec 2012 09:35 PM |
Bump
~Uncle B.U.M.P Wants YOU!, BUMP TODAY!~
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shonyshon
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GUESTHAXX
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| 11 Dec 2012 10:06 PM |
Slender Carols... WAS playing Slender... And I started to hum Christmas carols.. Then I started to sign out loud those songs while he was chasing me.
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| 13 Dec 2012 05:37 PM |
I spent a long time making a parody for the poem "'Twas the night before Christmas" But no stupid Roblox blocks the post...it wasn't THAT violent...
:P
So I just gave up. Sorry 'bout dat.
~That's for me to know, and you to never find out. |
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GUESTHAXX
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| 13 Dec 2012 05:47 PM |
-_-
How about re wording it? its not THAT hard fire. |
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Deviated
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| 13 Dec 2012 06:53 PM |
i remember one time someone did their own roblox based version lyrically of the song lateralus
it was what on so many levels i wish i could find that thread again
~f٥гﻉ√ﻉг™~ |
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GUESTHAXX
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| 14 Dec 2012 04:49 PM |
It's a LOOONNNNGG poem. And if Roblox only allowed me to make a parody of it about soldiers that were awaiting the next day to bomb their enemy when they launched a surprise attack. Then it talks about them battling and celebrating afterwards....
:P
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GUESTHAXX
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| 14 Dec 2012 06:03 PM |
| lol I can guess why they didn't allow it. |
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| 14 Dec 2012 06:49 PM |
| rawr ima slender man and my face is beautifel |
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GUESTHAXX
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| 14 Dec 2012 08:17 PM |
| Hi fire, not your best alt. |
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| 14 Dec 2012 08:29 PM |
D: HOW U KNOW IT WAZ MEH?
~Noob...Hater; noob..Wait, hater! No, noob...eh, I dunno. They both fail. |
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GUESTHAXX
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| 14 Dec 2012 08:41 PM |
Thats for me to know.
AND you to never know.
I met roblox today. He was a nub. OH! it was a guest. |
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johnb
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| 14 Dec 2012 08:42 PM |
| Can I have a WAV of this and drop it in a Christmas set? |
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| 14 Dec 2012 08:43 PM |
Didn't say it right.
And BTW, that wasn't my alt. Just a newbie posting here. :P
~Noob...Hater; noob..Wait, hater! No, noob...eh, I dunno. They both fail. |
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| 14 Dec 2012 08:43 PM |
@John - Lol
~Noob...Hater; noob..Wait, hater! No, noob...eh, I dunno. They both fail. |
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GUESTHAXX
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| 14 Dec 2012 09:19 PM |
@John. I wish this was on Itunes. It would make me laugh my [Content Deleted] |
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johnb
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| 14 Dec 2012 09:20 PM |
| It would make you laugh your ass? |
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| 14 Dec 2012 09:21 PM |
add "off" to the end of that ^
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johnb
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| 14 Dec 2012 09:22 PM |
| Why would "off" be material to be deleted? |
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