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| 26 Nov 2012 03:07 PM |
Here's my entirely true story as to why I deserve the iPad:
T'was a fine summer day, the temperature not once straying from a cool 75 degrees. Well, at least I assumed it was a nice day, I never go outside. So I was browsing RERBLERX when I saw the blogpost about the iPads. I decided I would try for one. I stole, I mean borrowed, a crodit card and bought $80,000 worth of RERBLERX$. I stayed up for 11 days and 11 nights refreshing the page, never sleeping. Unfortunately, I didn't get one. Now we've lost the house because I spent all our money, and the bank says they want 1 iPad for our house back. So ya see Merely, if I don't get this iPad, I don't get my house.
BTW: some hobo keeps fighting me for my card-board box on the streets, I need it fast. |
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| 26 Nov 2012 03:08 PM |
| Merely, help, he came back with a tree branch this time! |
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| 26 Nov 2012 03:09 PM |
| I have just been beaten with a tree branch and lost my card-board box. Merely, please! |
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| 26 Nov 2012 03:09 PM |
this guy has a tough life give it to him merely |
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| 26 Nov 2012 03:10 PM |
I officially claim u as my alt
so give me ipad |
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| 26 Nov 2012 03:14 PM |
| Merely, look at the support. I should get it. |
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corto713
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| 26 Nov 2012 03:15 PM |
| The record of no sleep without dying is about 11 days XD lies!!! |
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| 26 Nov 2012 03:15 PM |
| Omg dis story really speaks to me.... |
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Pryovin
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corto713
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| 26 Nov 2012 03:16 PM |
| So your dead? Then good you don't need that ipad! |
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dropco
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| 26 Nov 2012 03:16 PM |
| Get off the laptop its munching away your money! |
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Convicium
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| 26 Nov 2012 03:19 PM |
| What PC? I'm browsing the internet with a leaf and a paperclip. |
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| 26 Nov 2012 03:21 PM |
support
~Quiet But Classy.~ |
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