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| 24 Nov 2012 11:09 PM |
!!WARNING!!: THIS STORY WAS MADE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD REASON EXCEPT FOR ASHI'S DEATHLY BOREDOM. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. It was Christmas Eve, all the C&Gers were inside of their houses, keeping warm by the fire and baking cookies for Santa. Ashi and GGG were helping Berserk with the gingerbread houses, while Kashawn and Dention were wrapping presents in the other room. LadyMoo was making the eggnog, which was everyone’s favorite holiday drink. Nahom was in the living room, half-awake watching Christian broadcasts with an empty glass in his hand that once held eggnog. All seemed to be perfect for C&G, but in the land of Vaktovia, things were different.
Vaktus paced around his room, thinking of a plan to go to war with FEAR and have a head start. Squid burst through his doors, holding a document. “What did you find out, Zaveer? Any news on the holiday the C&G are so excited about?” Vaktus said. Squid nodded, and pointed out his window. The ground and trees were white with snow.
“Around this time, people celebrate a holiday called Christmas. The holiday is based off of caring and love, for a religious God’s son was born this day. They give out gifts, bake cookies and gingerbread, and.. worst of all, they have a jolly fat man come down their chimney. He knows if you’ve been good or bad!” squid explained, leaning on the window seal.
“What is there to celebrate? It’s more pointless than the one you told me about a few weeks ago. What was it, Hookiya?” Vaktus sighed.
“Hanukah, sire.” Squid corrected. Him and Vaktus stared out the window for a about half a minute, and squid was thinking over what his informants told him. “Lives in the North Pole, wears a red suit, never gets caught or arrested for breaking and entering…” he whispered to himself. “My Lord, I think I have an idea!”
Vaktus looked at him, waiting for a response. “What is it, Zaveer.”
“I can take you to the North Pole, where you can kill the real Santa in order to get his suit and reindeer. Then, get into the FEAR base and set a bomb! This Santa fellow never gets in trouble for breaking into people’s houses.” Vaktus was surprised, but he nodded in agreement. He told Squid to gather three of the strongest Vaktovians to come along with him. They left right away.
Vaktus sat in the back, while squid drove the helicopter to the North Pole. They came across many harsh snowstorms, but in 5 hours, they arrived just in time before Santa left. Santa was getting into the sled, grabbing the toys for all the good little boys and girls. “Alright,” whispered Vaktus, “Zaveer, take the three into the factory to get me some workers. I want to get some information out of them before we head off.” Squid nodded and went inside of the factory with the other three following him.
Santa was just about to leave, when Vaktus came up behind him and slit his throat. “Now the snow is your resting place, Santy Claus.” Vaktus was already wearing black leggings and leather boots, so he just took Santa’s hat and robe. He hopped in the sled and squid came out holding three elves: Piede, Meto, and Richy. “Wonderful job, Zaveer and my other children. You’ve done a very nice job. Now, Santy’s little helpers,” Vaktus pulled out a gun, which made two of the other Vaktovians do the same, “Take us to the FEAR base.”
In a matter of moments, Vaktus arrived at the FEAR base. He looked at the elves and told Squid to hold onto them until the mission is over. Vaktus lowered the sled, jumping out and going down the chimney of the FEAR base. It was very festive: A large Christmas tree, a huge gingerbread house, gifts, and stockings for each of the FEAR high ranks. Vaktus finally saw Sonic’s stocking and smiling. He had brought along two bombs that would go off the second you press the button. He hid the bombs into two toys and put one into Sonic’s stocking and the other one into Brian’s.
Vaktus was beginning to leave, but a light turned on in the hall. It was Brian! “Hello, Santa. Why didn’t you eat your cookies?” Brian asked, pointing to a small table with sugar cookies and eggnog.
“Ho ho ho, I’m on a diet. Now, off to bed little Brian!”
“You don’t sound like Santa. Where’s your big red nose, and your fat belly?”
“I am Santa, stupid. And for the sake of myself, don’t look in your stocking yet!”
Brian rolled his eyes. “I know it’s you, Vaktus. Piede informed me that there was an intruder at the factory, now I’m going to make sure you don’t destroy my base. And I’ve invited someone to help me do so..”
“And who would that be?” Vaktus taunted.
Nitro jumped down from the ceiling, banging the back of his head with an iron pan. Vaktus was out cold, and over the night, the spirit of Christmas eventually killed him later in the evening.
The next day was Christmas. The C&Gers got what they wanted, and the real Santa was later recovered by the elves in his factory. We never knew what happened to Squid or the other three Vaktovians that helped Vaktus. Or do we? Merry Christmas! :)
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diglet8
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:10 PM |
i wanna be in it
that would make my christmas c;
i thought u wanted whining |
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:10 PM |
assuming you have nothing better to do with your life rather than write useless stories about virtual characters?
yep.
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Ryanr23
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:11 PM |
sasuke last time u got mad when i put u in this
"assuming you have nothing better to do with your life rather than write useless stories about virtual characters?"
yup
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:11 PM |
| wow i signed up for it and you approved and im not even in it |
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:12 PM |
OMG
I
FORGOT
PIEMAN11111
IM A TERRIBLE FRIEND11
PIEMAN IM SO SORRY ;-;
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nahom007
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:12 PM |
MAKING ME DRINK EGG NOG?
LADYMOO'S?
OFF MY FRIENDS LIST |
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:13 PM |
nahom i never said you were drinking ladymoo's
in fact, in this story, ur drinking the one from safeway
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:16 PM |
i'm not in this why sis why
brb crying |
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:16 PM |
| you forgot your own family :( |
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:16 PM |
pieman u were the one who made the gingerbread kk?
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Catucus
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:17 PM |
| Im never in any stories. :( |
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gerry12
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:17 PM |
| Why didn't Vaktus just use a bear trap, and a cruiser to take then both out. |
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:19 PM |
| Can I ride Godzilla in the next one? c: |
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nahom007
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:19 PM |
no tall i don't drink egg nog
give me something else |
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:21 PM |
| nahom will be drinking Tuscan wine |
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nahom007
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:22 PM |
no i drink a certain russian drink that would get me deleted for saying it
and im the mobster italian uncle |
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:24 PM |
| Tuscan wine is from Tuscany which is in Italy lol. |
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| 24 Nov 2012 11:26 PM |
Satan is good
picture a nutcracker in a VAK uniform riding applejack and screaming "WHERE IS THE ORIGINALITY?" then you know feloo |
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