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| 23 Nov 2012 07:28 PM |
4 white walls, the floor, and the ceiling.
There are no windows.
There is a door on the North wall.
There is a table by the East wall.
On the table is a pocket knife.
One lonely lamp hangs from the ceiling, basking you in a rather unearthly glow.
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:30 PM |
>make more songs
You use the knife to carve songs with rather unimaginative and really rather crappy lyrics all along the walls. Eventually you die, because you are stupid. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:31 PM |
| Use the knife to break the lock on the door. Wheeeeeeee, I'm free. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:33 PM |
>Use the knife to break the lock on the door. Wheeeeeeee, I'm free.
You jam the knife into the lock. Within a matter of seconds, you have worked the door open Only moments later do you realize that there is nothing behind the door.
Nothing.
You forever float in a void of darkness, stuck with what amount of your pitiful life you have left. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:33 PM |
| Carve a smiley face into the wall with the pocket knife. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:34 PM |
| sit down. and wait to die. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:35 PM |
>Carve a smiley face into the wall with the pocket knife.
As you carve, you realize that the wall is made of a rather rubbery material; almost like silly putty. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:36 PM |
>sit down. and wait to die.
You slowly waste away and die. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:36 PM |
Oh my God, I did something right.
Um...attempt to poke hole through the wall. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:38 PM |
fap
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:38 PM |
>Attempt to poke hole through the wall.
The wall breaks apart easily. Soon, there is a sizable pile of rubbery mess next to you, and a hole large enough to walk through. You hear the sound of birds, the laughter of children, and other things associated with outdoors areas emanating from within. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:39 PM |
>fap
You begin to fap.
Then you finish.
Then you die. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:39 PM |
| Check other walls, just in case. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:42 PM |
>Check other walls, just in case.
After repeating the process, you find create doorways of sorts in each of the walls. All except for the North. It seems to be made of concrete. You can't see through them, but;
To the West you hear the sound of trains and the echoing of tunnels To the East you hear the outdoor noises And to the South you hear nothing |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:43 PM |
| Loot dead bodies of comrades. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:45 PM |
>Loot dead bodies of comrades.
You find: 1 (fake) gold watch 4 sheets of paper (half of which have disturbing lyrics scribbled all over them) $75 1 bottle of lube |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:46 PM |
It was worth it.
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:50 PM |
>Gather items, head South.
You enter the South wall.
After a moment of fumbling in the darkness, a light flicks on.
You are in the middle of a large and rather old looking factory.
There is a multitude of machinery littered around, all of which look like they haven't been used in years. A thick layer of dust and rust covers pretty much everything here.
There is another pitch black doorway to the South, and a large, ominous looking lever in the center of the factory. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:58 PM |
| Slap lollipops for pulling lever. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:58 PM |
| scrape a beatiful masterpiece into the wall |
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| 23 Nov 2012 07:59 PM |
>pull lever >run
You pull the lever, and the machinery springs to life.
Well, most of it.
There is a large set of gears built on the East wall that won't turn.
You run straight into the West wall.
It takes a few seconds to regain your composure. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 08:00 PM |
>Slap lollipops for pulling lever.
EXcellent slaps lollipopsaregood.
>scrape a beatiful masterpiece into the wall
Unfortunately, the wall breaks away before you can finish, revealing the facorty behind it. |
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