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pluspower is not online. pluspower
Joined: 21 Jul 2008
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21 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the closet
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a filthy rodent
Our Pokemon cards were left by the chimney without care
Mine were suckish
Minuspowers were rare
Some guy was sleeping in the next closet over
Looking really peaceful
We thought he was dead
With me on the couch
And Minuspower somewhere else
I fell asleep 5 hours ago
Only hoping for a nap
When out on the lawn
There rose such a racket
I put on my jeans and threw on my jacket
I fell off the couch
To see what was the matter
I stumbled to the window
And got a grasp
I looked on out and let out a gasp
The lights on the cop cars
In the new fallen snow
Was part of my Christmas 5 years in a row
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But the guy they were after, showing them his rear
And the muscular driver, so pissed off and quick
I knew in a moment, it must be Minuspower
More rapid than eagles, Minuspower ran away
The cop whistled and shouted, and Minuspower got tazed
Now 1 car, now 2 car, now 3 car, now 4 car, swat car, and heli, all circled around him
Up to the porch
I heard the "Move in!"
Now run away, run away, run away, oh my God
As the cops tackled me and took me for a drive
Then I meet with an interrogator, I hang my head and cry
So off to the prison, into the cell
With a room made of stone, metal and steel
And then at the clashing of the keys
The steps of the convicts boots
As I gave up all hope and turned around
In the cell, Minuspower, came with a pound
He was dressed in all blue, except for his boots
But his clothes were all wrinkled from the struggle before
A bundle of escape tools, he flung onto his bed
I knew what he was planning, and I wouldn't fight back
His eyes, how they burned
He looked very angry
His face was blood red, I could have mistaken him for a cherry
His pissed little mouth was grinding its teeth
As he thought away at his plan to become free
He examined a pipe he found in the bathroom
He then smelled smoke and came to a realization
He had a determined face, wanting revenge
Then he turned and laughed his evil laugh
He was tired, no doubt, a grumpy old clone
And I laughed in his face and teased him. LOL.
A twist of his head as drew his arm back
He then lashed out and popped me in the mouth
I spoke not a word as he went to his work
I didn't fight back against that little jerk
I let out a sigh and hopped into my bed
Rolled over and cleared my head
As he was working away, the guard gave a whistle
And they took him away, to solitary confinement
As they took him away I heard him shout and struggle
I gave up on Christmas and went to sleep for the night



BASED ON A TRUE STORY

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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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21 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
Nobody cares

So I guess I'll bump it on Christmas
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ShredasaurusRex is not online. ShredasaurusRex
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21 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
Do you really expect anyone to read this?
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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21 Nov 2012 06:27 PM
Yes. It's not that long. You could read it in around a minute
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mariopoi is not online. mariopoi
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21 Nov 2012 06:28 PM
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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21 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
No?

Aww, come on. That's not in the Christmas spirit.
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JimiJami is not online. JimiJami
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21 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
I read it.
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ShredasaurusRex is not online. ShredasaurusRex
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21 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
It's not that it's too long,

I stopped when I got to "pokemon cards"
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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21 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
I have a huge collection but I never get any rare ones.

Minuspower gets them all.
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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22 Nov 2012 09:14 AM
Ahh, Christmas time. The best time of the year.
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connorhopson is not online. connorhopson
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22 Nov 2012 09:16 AM
IT ISNT CHRISTMAS GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL!
Sorry,had to get that out.
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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22 Nov 2012 09:17 AM
Well, I need something to fill the gap on this non holiday day
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SmilingOctopus is not online. SmilingOctopus
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22 Nov 2012 09:17 AM
> I stopped when I got to "pokemon cards"

Same.

~ official octopus of OT. ❂
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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22 Nov 2012 09:18 AM
I WANT TO GET RID OF THESE FREAKING CARDS

THEY ALL SUCK
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connorhopson is not online. connorhopson
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22 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
It isnt a non-holiday it is thanksgiving DONT YOU KNOW THAT!
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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22 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
It isn't Thanksgiving.
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Skellor is not online. Skellor
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22 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
christmas season starts tommorow
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shadow97 is not online. shadow97
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22 Nov 2012 09:21 AM
tl;dr
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Someguy700 is not online. Someguy700
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22 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
*Wakes up*
Hey,wheres pluspower?
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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22 Nov 2012 09:21 PM
I'm in jail
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imbored332 is not online. imbored332
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22 Nov 2012 09:22 PM
I stopped when you said "not even a filthy rodent " 'cause I knew it wasn't the right thing.
Ad when I saw "Pokemon" I was like lolno
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lollipopsaregood is not online. lollipopsaregood
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22 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
you lost me at twas.
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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22 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
I'm asking Santa for some rare Pokemon cards this year
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firekillerxx is not online. firekillerxx
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22 Nov 2012 09:30 PM
It's November. Gtfo.
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Moristhecat is not online. Moristhecat
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22 Nov 2012 09:30 PM
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