pluspower
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| 21 Nov 2012 06:21 PM |
Twas the night before Christmas When all through the closet Not a creature was stirring Not even a filthy rodent Our Pokemon cards were left by the chimney without care Mine were suckish Minuspowers were rare Some guy was sleeping in the next closet over Looking really peaceful We thought he was dead With me on the couch And Minuspower somewhere else I fell asleep 5 hours ago Only hoping for a nap When out on the lawn There rose such a racket I put on my jeans and threw on my jacket I fell off the couch To see what was the matter I stumbled to the window And got a grasp I looked on out and let out a gasp The lights on the cop cars In the new fallen snow Was part of my Christmas 5 years in a row When what to my wondering eyes should appear But the guy they were after, showing them his rear And the muscular driver, so pissed off and quick I knew in a moment, it must be Minuspower More rapid than eagles, Minuspower ran away The cop whistled and shouted, and Minuspower got tazed Now 1 car, now 2 car, now 3 car, now 4 car, swat car, and heli, all circled around him Up to the porch I heard the "Move in!" Now run away, run away, run away, oh my God As the cops tackled me and took me for a drive Then I meet with an interrogator, I hang my head and cry So off to the prison, into the cell With a room made of stone, metal and steel And then at the clashing of the keys The steps of the convicts boots As I gave up all hope and turned around In the cell, Minuspower, came with a pound He was dressed in all blue, except for his boots But his clothes were all wrinkled from the struggle before A bundle of escape tools, he flung onto his bed I knew what he was planning, and I wouldn't fight back His eyes, how they burned He looked very angry His face was blood red, I could have mistaken him for a cherry His pissed little mouth was grinding its teeth As he thought away at his plan to become free He examined a pipe he found in the bathroom He then smelled smoke and came to a realization He had a determined face, wanting revenge Then he turned and laughed his evil laugh He was tired, no doubt, a grumpy old clone And I laughed in his face and teased him. LOL. A twist of his head as drew his arm back He then lashed out and popped me in the mouth I spoke not a word as he went to his work I didn't fight back against that little jerk I let out a sigh and hopped into my bed Rolled over and cleared my head As he was working away, the guard gave a whistle And they took him away, to solitary confinement As they took him away I heard him shout and struggle I gave up on Christmas and went to sleep for the night
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
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pluspower
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| 21 Nov 2012 06:24 PM |
Nobody cares
So I guess I'll bump it on Christmas |
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| 21 Nov 2012 06:26 PM |
| Do you really expect anyone to read this? |
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pluspower
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| 21 Nov 2012 06:27 PM |
| Yes. It's not that long. You could read it in around a minute |
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mariopoi
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pluspower
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| 21 Nov 2012 06:29 PM |
No?
Aww, come on. That's not in the Christmas spirit. |
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JimiJami
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| 21 Nov 2012 06:30 PM |
It's not that it's too long,
I stopped when I got to "pokemon cards" |
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pluspower
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| 21 Nov 2012 06:49 PM |
I have a huge collection but I never get any rare ones.
Minuspower gets them all. |
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pluspower
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| 22 Nov 2012 09:14 AM |
| Ahh, Christmas time. The best time of the year. |
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| 22 Nov 2012 09:16 AM |
IT ISNT CHRISTMAS GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL! Sorry,had to get that out. |
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pluspower
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| 22 Nov 2012 09:17 AM |
| Well, I need something to fill the gap on this non holiday day |
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| 22 Nov 2012 09:17 AM |
> I stopped when I got to "pokemon cards"
Same.
~ official octopus of OT. ❂ |
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pluspower
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| 22 Nov 2012 09:18 AM |
I WANT TO GET RID OF THESE FREAKING CARDS
THEY ALL SUCK |
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| 22 Nov 2012 09:20 AM |
| It isnt a non-holiday it is thanksgiving DONT YOU KNOW THAT! |
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pluspower
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Skellor
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| 22 Nov 2012 09:20 AM |
| christmas season starts tommorow |
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shadow97
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| 22 Nov 2012 09:22 AM |
*Wakes up* Hey,wheres pluspower? |
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pluspower
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| 22 Nov 2012 09:22 PM |
I stopped when you said "not even a filthy rodent " 'cause I knew it wasn't the right thing. Ad when I saw "Pokemon" I was like lolno |
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pluspower
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| 22 Nov 2012 09:23 PM |
| I'm asking Santa for some rare Pokemon cards this year |
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